in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

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There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Unbelievable.

I WAITED A WHOLE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS

AN ENTIRE YEAR

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

Happy Christmas Adam

happy Christmas adam

happy christmas adam guys

I sang about gods, I sang about heroes,

about clanging blades and bloody battles

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Maglor writing in the sand

btw I fucking love how everything you're into is a kink but feet are a fetish

like. you not freaky you just weird

Moots I call on you!

I'm making a video of like how people view me. I did one of my irl friends so I wanna do one from my online ones if you know what I mean. So if you could PLEASE tell me what in each of these categories (or as many of them as you can ) you associate me with that would be AMAZINGGG

Colour

Animal

Object

Food

Time of day

Flower

Place

Hobby

Feeling

Song

Gemstone

Season

Movie

Disney character

@hdgepodgelovesfrogs @nomnomwotsits @mairon-goth-minion @regulusblackkkk @yourteandyourtoast @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @kayathebay @just-4-girl @feminism-offical

Luv u all <33

okokok

Colour : bordeaux (yk like kinda red kinda purple)

Animal : red panda

Object : the weird spatula thing with the strands

Food : reeses pieces, specifically the tree shaped ones

Time of day : 10pm

Flower : coquelicot, forgot the name in english

Place : a park

Hobby : doodling in math class

Feeling : picnic with no insects apart from one ant that you’re adopting now bc it chose you

Song : uprising by muse

Gemstone : dunno many gemstones but i’ll go with quartz

Season : spring, but towards the end

Movie : The Mummy (because of the egyptologist girl)

Disney character : the nerd from atlantis

ooooooo thx XD

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

Underground french cinema

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

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i fucking love the catacombs man

If I visit paris would you come to the catacombs with me?

dude YES

Okay cause knowing me I'd just wander off and never be seen again if someome didn't come with me

XD that’s quite valid (and also i’d do the same tbh (we’d probably need third party supervision))

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

Underground french cinema

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

@mairon-goth-minion

i fucking love the catacombs man

If I visit paris would you come to the catacombs with me?

dude YES