Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

Alcohol is crazy. One small cocktail enters your body and fifteen minutes later, it has transmogrifie into like a gallon of piss

That is the drunkest way I could have spelled that

we still don't actually know where posts come from

Draw Horse 2k26 has begun

(+ bonus unicorn)

The Velocipastor (2018) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

Perhaps the absolute highest cinematic experience one can hope to witness high on a certain strain or stone cold sober in one’s entire lifetime.

pls just imagine being dorothy and expecting glinda to show up and save her 😭 instead glinda halfheartedly begs elphaba to free dorothy for about 0.5 seconds before proceeding to duet the saddest lesbian song imaginable with her as if there isn't a literal child in their metaphorical basement

Never change Tumblr.... Never change

This person wrote a manifesto I ain’t reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues

things that dont cost money: hiking, walking, birdwatching, identifying plants, drawing (you have a pen, reading (library), collecting rocks, dancing, singing.... etc wtc etc

if you cant find a hobby you can afford, thats a you problem. and if youre posting online, you have a device to do that, get some free games, trawl wikipedia, study something. stop picking fights online and do something else.

if you can write an essay about it on your phone you can write fanfic or poetry or something on your phone also and it will be much nicer for everyone involved, including you

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

you're falling in the trap!! it will be read by many people, many times, and it will live on in their memories. and maybe no single other human will match you in time spent dedicated to your story, but as a collective we will outlast you. acts of creation only grow when they are shared

This. Writing is not like dinner. It can be consumed many times

you write it once so it can be read forever

autistic adult living alone working full time mood board

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war

fandoms purists have never watched doctor who and it SHOWS

These people haven't been hardened by a media property where half of the writers hate the other half's ideas and they duke it out with the shows cannon, there's a third half of the writers that ignore the rest and just do whatever they want anyway. And they've been doing this for 50+ years. The main characters home planet has been destroyed at least four times possibly more, there are entire spinoffs based on breaking cannon, the current show runner was basically killed in effigy on the show in the 7th doctors run (30+ years before he took the role lmao), the main characters backstory has been changed so much so often that one writer made an entire book to explain why it doesn't matter. IN 1999. We're simply on another level

'wah wah this was out of character i don't like the ship' lmao go listen to zagreus. what is canon but a massive fucking joke?

coastcard 4/16

statues at the met

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website