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@mayhem-offical / mayhem-offical.tumblr.com

here to spread mayhem backgound image thing from @pinterest-offical i am not the black metal band stop asking me that 😭

story time poll again!

on the one hand, i really do want a chance to finally tell the turkey story... on the other hand, the second story is hilarious and absolutely iconic and very very in character so idk which i want to win atp

please don't make me share any of my ocs lore

and yes, i do in fact have plans for secret 5th option, no i will not tell you what they are ^^

HELLO IM FROM THE DISCORD IM SOPHIA JUST WANTED TO SAY HI :3

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OMG HIIII! I like, never check tumblr these days sorry i didn't see this earlier 😭 BUT OMG HIII DISCORD FREND!!! :D

Maybe the 2025 was the friends we made along the way

you know what I’m tagging all my friends in this because yeah! I’m so glad to have met you this year💜💜💜

THIS IS NOT A TAG REBLOG THREAD

THIS POST WAS A STUPID JOKE

STOOOOOOP

OMG I DIDNT RECOGNIZE YOU FINLEY ALSO TYTY!

@mayhem-offical mother @atropus-belladonna3 other mother @the-queen-of-geese amazing sister @burnout-offical beloved nephew (???) @do--it--coward my sibling of some sorts idk but mayhem adopted you and also your my friend (I think?) So your on the list @emyy08 even though you never respond to these and @kola-without-the-coke awesome and cool brother

aww thanks for the tag iris! :D

i mean, iris already tagged most of my family so i don't have many people to add, but @late-comer-offical my child in law, @mayday-gayday my *inhale* parent/twin/child/grandchild/me 2.0, @nerdwholikesnerdythings frend?, @redmegarex my sister in law i think is how that works? and dang it i do not remember Sylvia and maxine's blogs but yes my mothers in law ofc, and uhhh both my irls on here i met before 2025 so... is that everyone maybe? if i forgot someone i'm sorryyyyy

to everyone i tagged and all my friends and family iris tagged as well- i'm so glad i met you all this year, i hope i get to know all of you for many many more, and i love y'all!

Maybe the 2025 was the friends we made along the way

you know what I’m tagging all my friends in this because yeah! I’m so glad to have met you this year💜💜💜

THIS IS NOT A TAG REBLOG THREAD

THIS POST WAS A STUPID JOKE

STOOOOOOP

OMG I DIDNT RECOGNIZE YOU FINLEY ALSO TYTY!

@mayhem-offical mother @atropus-belladonna3 other mother @the-queen-of-geese amazing sister @burnout-offical beloved nephew (???) @do--it--coward my sibling of some sorts idk but mayhem adopted you and also your my friend (I think?) So your on the list @emyy08 even though you never respond to these and @kola-without-the-coke awesome and cool brother

officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3

i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^

Yes because im a fox and id chase them till they passed out, then id dig a pit drag them in and burry them up to their neck. They'd still be able to get out but it would be embarrassing as hell

No, children are deceitful and sadly truth loses to lies almost all of the time.

Well I make people feel emotions so I could make that kid have a breakdown in 30 seconds or your pizza is free

I *am* the chaos of the fight... children are chaotic and frequently cause mayhem so they would be fighting their own nature, with my spirit... why the fuck did i make my blog a concept this is confusing but i'm. fairly certain that means i would lose. or possibly that i can't lose. uhhhhm idk

*pouring my latest downward-spiral™ into a glass and swirling it around like wine* is this one anxiety, stress, depression, or evil-voices-in-my-brain induced... mmm, smells like a nice blend... *takes a sip* mhm, seasonal depression with notes of anxiety induced sleep deprivation and a surprising aftertaste of childhood trauma!... yum!

creating an oc: *pokes them* *puts them in a blender* *dangles them upside down* *spins them around in my brain like a microwave* *stares at them* so which one do i project on you... my anxiety... my childhood trauma... my unspecified undiagnosed mental illness... my childlike wonder and whimsy... my depressive episodes... some unknown thing that i'm either unwilling or unable to discover about myself yet but will realize was there all along when i look back on this character years later... or my queerness

make yourself or your oc with this and tag your friends!

Creator: Cyellolemon on twitter

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scarierthanaveragelake1312
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menherapiers

This picrew’s cute!

Tagging, um…. @lmposter​, @brynsspiderhospital​, and @macroscosmos​!

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macroscosmos

gamin’ ….

do this if you want :0

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taruka150

this is me and il tag my friend @cl0wn-rat

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deletebasement

@gothsicless 👁👁

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rainbowdelicsunshine

Halloween edition!

Thank you for the tag!

Thanks for the tag💖

Tags💖

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oshidorifuufu
this was pretty acc to me irl
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the-queen-of-geese

tysm for the tag!!

asami

and me!!!!

yeah i got bangs recently :P they were for my halloween costume

i love how you tagged two microcelebs and a random bitch you met at the mall

anyways

heres me :3 (someday. hopefully)

and heres HER MAJESTY BRYNHILD QUEEN OF FRALEYJA

yes I know we’re wearing the same shirt there werent many victorian woman options

@chase-the-insomniac @mayhem-offical I can never find bellas blog im so sorry ToT (or your main. i follow it but it has escaped my memory </3) @snomboii @late-comer-offical @officially-bbc-news @nyctous-knight fuck it im tagging everyone in the server @wizardex-yt @nerdwholikesnerdythings @eating-offical (i think thats you jas?) @cucumber-offical (im so sorry if these are the wrong people i have no clue what your mains are) @lemchi @drinking-offical and @catboy-offical because fren

I think thats everyone? except you aster i have no fucking clue what you run </3

don't worry i got you, i'll tag bella! :D

anyways here's me and mayria (in that order)

AM HERE!!!

Hello! I am Taph Fan Offical! A Forsaken hyperfixee who got dragged into the offical-verse by my friend @mayhem-offical (hello friendo)!

Please don't jump me for being a Forsaken fan it is NOT my fault I can't avoid controversial fandoms </3 they find me I swear (also the game is based and I love the characters)

ANYWAYS YES I am TAPH fan offical because they are best child and the best survivor and are absolute peak.

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Names!!: Yeon-woo, Cereus, Taph, Tate (in order most pref -> least pref)

Pronouns!!: They/Them! (Neopronouns like Xyr/Xym also work!)

Gender!!: Non-binary! Please refer to me with gender-neutral terms, and if a widely accepted one does not exist, default to the feminine one!

Hyperfixations!! (yes I need this): Forsaken (Especially Taph, iTrance, Noob666), OMORI, Grishaverse, EPIC: The Musical, NINAH, honestly probably more that I just forgot about haha

DNI!!: Basic DNI standards (no pedos, homphobes/transphobes, zoos, all of that shit), Soul supporters, actual spawnists. I will never list individual callouts in my DNI lists.

I GOT ANOTHER ONE OF MY IRLS TO JOIN THE OFFICALVERSE YEAHHHHHH :D

friends and mooties and fellow officals and people who just show up on my dash alot so i remember your urls, uhhh go give them a follow perchance ^^? /nf

@atropus-belladonna3 @selfcare-offical @late-comer-offical @dysfunction-central @catboy-offical @homosexuality-offical @snomboii @hekate-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @walter-becker-official @duality-the-chaos-god @evil-bread-offical @weevil-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @burnout-offical @goblin-offical @gaslight-offical @the-official-news @grim-reaper-offical @jeff-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-queen-of-geese @ivysbea @aceofpans @king-of-oreo @cranberry-branflakes @aroace-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @ai-offical @aphrodite-offical @asexual-offical @avhira @bisexual-offical @christian-baby-offical @closet-offical @circe-offical @cia-offical @doctor-offical @duck-offical @emo-offical @entp-offical @eve-official @eve-offical @existence-offical @for-legal-reasons-offical @food-combinations-offical @funny-pinterest-comments-offical @garlic-bread-offical @gay-agenda-offical @gay-ass-bitch-offical @gender-offical @girl-scouts-offical @girlboss-offical @gatekeep-offical @goth-offical @human-offical @iced-coffee-offical @imp-offical @insomnia-offical @iron-deficiency-offical @jellyfish-offical @kpopdemonhunters-offical @knife-offical @kaz-brekker-offical @inej-ghafa-offical @jesper-fahey-offical @wylan-van-eck-offical @nina-zenik-offical @lesbian-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @the-lemoner-offical @lime-offical @limeade-offical @magical-girl-offical @murder--offical @neurodivergent-offical @non-binary-offical @open-door-offical @osha-offical @peanut-gallery-offical @queer-offical @revenge-official @sensory-hell-offical @sleep-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @supervillain-offical @superhero-official @technical-theatre-offical @temu-offical @torture-offical @trump-offical @trumps-ghost-offical @trans-offical @trauma-offical @unhelpful-offical @villain-offical @weird-offical @yuri-offical @zest-offical

and ofc the obligatory @satan-offical tag

uhhh yeah hopefully i'm not forgetting anyone! :D

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