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@melkor-did-nothing-wrong

Tamara. She/Her. I am the bad and cringey Angbang shipper your popular fandom friends warned you about. The URL is obviously a joke, don't take it too seriously. One thing about me is that I WILL be yapping, especially if prompted. All posts are tagged. Contact me if you're following me and need specific tags added. Apologies if I don't follow you back, I just need certain tags present on posts to blacklist them so I prefer to only follow people who tag those things consistently so I can avoid content I don't want to see.
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Concept: Angbang fic, but it's titled like those overly descriptive/specific Isekai or slice of life anime series.

"Help! My father-in-law is actually the creator of the universe and i've been given magic powers by dating his son!" Or something.

The plot is that Melkor and Mairon visit Eru once, and he's a relatively nice if eccentric individual who likes talking shit about Melkor but is actually very kind to Mairon and very excited that someone is finally willing to go out with his cringefail son and gives Mairon magical abilities of some kind. Throughout the fic Mairon discovers that Melkor and his family have actual magic too and that Eru is literally the creator of the universe.

#angbang#i guess#I'm just juggling silly ideas that will probably never see the light of day because people will accuse me of woobifying Melkor or something#if i so much as write “he loves Mairon <3” at any point in my life lol#either way they probably met at Uni and took a linguistics elective because we know they're both language nerds#they hit it off great and decided to make a conlang (blackspeech) together ❤️#and nobody believed they were dating for like a year or sth
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I am going to snap. I am going to fucking snap.

#I hate it when my take about angbang is less valuable than someone else because the someone else is an artist so they get more notes#and more people agreeing with them because everyone wants to be friends with artists to get free/discounted art or whatever#I hate that my takes and the takes of my friends who I love and care for mean less than the takes of someone just because they draws good#I hate it when someone is like “lulz xd did u know Melkor is canonically abusive to mairon specifically bc i liked a fic that depicted it”-#-and everyone agrees with it NOT because the argument is good but because ZOMG IF I AGREE WITH THEM MAYBE I'LL GET FREE ART EVENTUALLY“#like the argument is flimsy and made of fucking toothpicks but people nod along bc the person is popular#and then my friends are the ones who never feel comfortable talking about their comfort characters or comfort ship bc they arent as popular#and then they refuse to engage/ leave the fandom because they arent good enough bc their opinion “isnt valid enough”#all because someone more popular read a fic from 2014 where domestic abuse is something hot you can masturbate to or whatever the fuck else#it's so unfair that people feel like they can't share their own ideas and headcanons withiut being ridiculed for it#meanwhile no one ever ridicules the frankly idiotic take that Melkor just wakes up in the morning and spends 8 hours beating his boyfriend#Melkor who was never depicted as making his own subjects uncomfortable over joining him by the way (except Osse bc he loved his wife)#I'm tired of pretending that my friends and mine takes are somehow “worse” or “less interesting” or “less canon” just bc we dont like abuse#over half of you never would've picked up this ship without seeing Phobs's art first (WHICH NEVER DEPICTS ABUSE EITHER BY THE WAY)#like let's not pretend your introduction to the ship was “what if gay ppl were abusive” it was “what if gay ppl were hot” so fucking stop.
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Actually if anything, the Silm fandom doesn't woobify Melkor anywhere near enough. Melkor was actually Sauron's cute little goth wifey and got on his knees and went "pleeeeeeeeeeease, Lieutenant?" at least 6 times a week. And he looked good doing so according to Sauron.

#Melkor#Morgoth#Sauron#Mairon#Angbang#silmarillion#shitpost#suggestive#everyone wants “be gay do crimes” until someone HCs a fictional character as being gay AND doing crimes.#I could've gone on/went into details but the people on most of the tags I added aren't ready.
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I think it'd be fun if one of these days when the evil overlord type is like "I Need A Queen. To Rule With" one of the little henchmen is just like "um 😳 if I may, sir, I would like to volunteer 👉👈" and overlord is just like. Okay sure you're cute aha

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This is gay of course in case it wasn't clear. I do support henchwomen in their career choices but we're doing gay villains here

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Or they could both be girls who knows. This trope is usually done with the Evil Man who proceeds to kidnap someone about it but we could have an overlady why not. Girlboss

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Evil Overlady reading outdated Evil Overlord Instruction Manual from the Sexist Old Days: hmm, says here I need to acquire an Evil Queen to assist me in my Rule of Terror and General Administrative Duties. I must follow what the Manual says

Henchwoman who has been wearing increasingly risqué bustiers every passing day of her employment: umm. ma’am. 😳 I would like to apply for that position  👉👈

Evil Overlady: Excellent! This is why I hired you, because you are a Real Go-Getter

#angbang. to me.#beloved moots RBing this post with the additions of a person who spams my comfort ships tag with other ships hurts my soul#to the point of wanting to no longer live#which isn't even their fault. it's just. this website being dogass.#so I'll rb this one.#suicidal ideation ment
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I've said it before and I'll probably say it again, but man I really wish there were more depictions of tiny, helpless, skinny as a toothpick, short, feminine looking prettyboy twink Melkor going heart eyes blushing bride at big buff Mairon's big buff muscles. Mainly because I find it entertaining and because I really want the whole "skinny twinks can never ever truly be bad or evil" idea to die off, not that it ever will but you know. Melkor would be the perfect skinny helpless twink to kill that idea himself, and it'd be entertaining to me specifically.

Oh and also maybe known Chaos Creature Melkor wouldn't mind sitting in someone else's lap on his own throne for a change, have his hair petted and be the center of attention even more than he usually is. Idk.

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...i couldn't help myself....

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PREV YOUR MIND

#angbang#art#art by prev#angbang art#yesssss gooooooood#guards! damselize this Vala!
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I've said it before and I'll probably say it again, but man I really wish there were more depictions of tiny, helpless, skinny as a toothpick, short, feminine looking prettyboy twink Melkor going heart eyes blushing bride at big buff Mairon's big buff muscles. Mainly because I find it entertaining and because I really want the whole "skinny twinks can never ever truly be bad or evil" idea to die off, not that it ever will but you know. Melkor would be the perfect skinny helpless twink to kill that idea himself, and it'd be entertaining to me specifically.

Oh and also maybe known Chaos Creature Melkor wouldn't mind sitting in someone else's lap on his own throne for a change, have his hair petted and be the center of attention even more than he usually is. Idk.

#also of course the buffer Mairon is and th more delicate Melkor is..#...the less likely we are to hear about some gender role bullshit excuse as to why Mairon was always actually scared of Melkor beating him#or whatever else the baseless claim happens to be this week lol#angbang#good thing I have anons turned off ik what some ppl wouldve told me to do to myself seeing this post lol
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was anybody gonna tell me that melkor and mairon have a gayass duet in the paul godfrey silm opera or did i have to find that out myself

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They also made Mairon's voice waaay deeper than Melkor's. I am THRIVING

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Anyway don't forget to loom behind your husband as a great shadow today!

(And also join him in his singing when he's doing very important and very evil work).

#angbang#text#ah yes SAURON and MORGOTH. what CRIMES will they COMMIT?
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tumblr really is like "check out these blogs" and proceeds to show me a blog with the pfp of a character from a show for which i blocked all tags of and the featured post is art of a ship i also blocked all tags of. stay classy you dogshit website.

#text#rant

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