Steve and Jonathan … they were yaoi. In my heart of hearts I believe that they were yaoi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and hell… Nancy is yaoi too..

im...... gonna ignore that last part... alright...? if thats OKAY with you...?

2025: THE YEAR OF STONATHAN

(spoilers for season 1 and season 5. I was given unlimited access to season 5 by the creators. you can ask them yourself.)

Stranger things is KNOWN for their vast amount of ships, and i'm here to tell you that there's a right opinion. Stonathan. Most of you may not be convinced, thats why I'm here. The vaccine convinced you that jancy or stancy was the best choice, but i never took it and thats how i know the truth

EVIDENCE #1: SEASON 1 ENEMIES TO LOVERS

You may be thinking, "Jonathan and Steve literally fight omg you're stupid i hate you i hate you!!!" OKAY PEOPLE COULD CHANGE!!? YOU EVER THINK OF THAT??

They were having a lovers quarrel, they had to make it look real since nancy was there. If you don't get it, you've CLEARLY never been in love... i feel honestly sorry for you..

After their fight, steve couldn't live with himself after what he did to his loved one, so he went over to jonathan's house to apologize.

He was downright SHOCKED when nancy was there, it put them both in an awkward situation and so Jonathan had to fake being nancy's boyfriend for about THREE seasons, so he wouldn't be called gay.

Things men will do for other men... tch... typical.. i've seen it all too many times..

EVIDENCE #2: SEASON 5 ENDING

Some may not be happy to hear this, but I got season 5 early. Maybe when you guys make a Green Eggs and Ham Yaoi Analysis, you will too.. but never the less theres a scene that I think will clear up ANY DOUBT. The script for the scene is below.

I just know that several people will be surprised but theres a little something called SUBTLE FORESHADOWING, if you were paying attention for the show (like me) you'd see this coming a MILE away. As for the other reveal, read a little something called FlickerGate theory, then get back to me.

I applauded when this came on my humble television, I knew that people wouldn't be happy but I also knew deep down that it was the right choice to end off Jonathan and Steve's character arc. It was all leading up to this.

EVIDENCE #3: SEASON 5 TIMESKIP

People in the fandom have been speculating about a timeskip near the end of the season to show where the characters are now and I'm HAPPY to say that they are RIGHT.

I was able to actually capture footage of this one, here it is now.

As shown above, Steve and Jonathan share a kiss to show the audience that they are still at it strong, with nancy in the middle. (Kind of odd decision but they recasted nancy, some may be distraught but people change. Everything does not stay as you left it.)

CONCLUSION

Stop saying "when", because the stonathan is now.

Yaoi: 10/10

give us bylerhope yaoi review please we need this our goats are kind of washed

I know you asked this before the finale so I'm doing it now

BYLER YAOI REVIEW (THE ONE WHERE I PROBABLY GET DEATH THREATS)

This is how FlickerGate could still happen thanks to 10 easy steps.

As I'm writing this, there are multiple guns aimed at my head by ross and matt duffer and the third brother they don't even let anybody know about... Its not looking good. I'm surprised they let me still make this with the information that I've acquired at Stranger Things Headquarters.

This might be my last message, I just want all you guys to know that conformitygate IS real.. we just got the wrong year.. its January 7th of 2027.. to go along with kevin duffer's favorite number.

I'm sure the bylerheads know way more about this subject than I do.. but I'm Yaoi Review, so dont worry, you're in good hands.

(Just to specify, when I say Yaoi.. I mean gay people.. men loving men.. nothing inappropriate.. since.. )

EVIDENCE 1: WILL DOESN'T EVEN LIKE GIRLS

Dude.. Will doesn't like girls...? No.. no way..

Alright so we all know the scene where Mike says that Will doesn't like girls.. will runs home and cries.. and.. steve and robin are probably getting tortured by russians as it happens since its Season 3.

Now.. WHAT IF.. will's gay. I think I could prove that the duffers were trying to do something..

SEASON 5. Will is just having a great conversation with the gang when he drops this.. bombshell out of no where..

Now.. I think this may be him coming out but its hard to say since Kali was revealed to be homophobic in the novels and the screenplay so she probably would've gotten pretty mad here if she was paying attention.

He also brings up that he had a crush on someone.. which would help us.. but we all know that its insinuated to be Lucas because the camera panned to him in this scene.

Then this one character that Joyce clearly never saw in her life hugs will and comforts him and all the other characters that we've learned to love does too.. so WE better accept Will also..

My inside scoop into the makings of Stranger Things Season 5 will help me out by answering a consistent question: DOES eleven even know what gay people are?

There was a small scene that was supposed to take place in episode 7 that would answer all of our questions here:

I took this off the duffer siblings laptop when they weren't looking.. the things I do for this job.. I'LL TELL YOU...

...

..anyhow I think its safe to say Will is gay, and we clearly all know that Mike is gay so I don't think that needs to be covered..

EVIDENCE 2: FLICKERGATE LETS GO FLICKERGATE!!

That scene in season 5 is a LITTLE too far fetched for me.. lets get serious.

so everybody who's anybody remembers that scene in season 1 episode 1 where will says 'gtg home man' and mike's garage light's flicker..... right? well i may or may not have heard that there will be a scene in the final episode where they meet in the upside down ... and kiss in mike's garage which makes sense because if you read raven boys you would know that time is a circle and this makes sense!! this is only further proven by barb's famous line when they pull up outside of steve's harrington's house where she says

" oh look the street light's flickering hat means we shoud kiss. please nancy can we kiss"

Now I know what you're thinking.. "There was no kiss in the final episode of stranger things between Mike and Will.." YEAH, because THAT wasn't the final episode.

ARE YOU STUPID? THATS WHAT VECNA WANTS YOU TO THINK!

When Mike and Will are confirmed to kiss on January 7th, 2027. You guys owe me.

When those lights start flickering that's the equivalent of the Stranger Things mistletoe.. that'll make anyone gay, watch out.

EVIDENCE 3: IT WOULDVE BEEN DONE BETTER IF THE DUFFERS DIDNT MESS UP REALLY BADLY AND THEY DID THEIR JOB, KEPT THEIR HEAD DOWN, AND GAVE US BYLER

Okay so.. the duffer brothers COULD be great writers.. stranger things season 1 is honestly one of the best first seasons of any tv show ever.. but now we're talking about if eleven is alive or not.

It seems like they just slowly began to stop caring about some aspects of the show.. some things still was consistently great.. but now they just seem like they're just making the final episodes because they have to, with no intent of completing a story.

YES byler is REAL, they don't want you to know. ONLY I KNOW THE TRUTH.. with this last piece of evidence im sure to TAKE THOSE SCHEMING BROTHERS AND..

and.. oh god.. no... no no no no... they.. oh god..

...Yeah, they saw me type that. I'm not coming home tonight.

The rest of this yaoi review isnt for you.. or the next reader.. nor is this an admittance of guilt.. i am simply speaking to my family now..

Baxter. You are the love of my life. I hope you know that. There are.. going to be some things.. things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days..

I just want you to know that no matter how it may look.. I only had you in my heart.. the stranger things fans deserved the truth.. and I delivered..

I'm never going to be the hero to them, because they'll never truly be happy, and thats okay. I'd be pissed off too if one of my favorite shows ended that way..

If no one can find my body, I'm behind the fourth waterfall.

CONCLUSION:

They're yaoi.

yaoi: 10/10

Are you.. are you entertained? Does this not entertain you?

If you arent, maybe read my stonathan review.. I.. was able to speak under better conditions there..

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