ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later
ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me
heated rivalry twitter (11/?) more of ilya being a public menace across both his accounts
bonus, following my dinner with hayden:
Evergreen post.
I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.
yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male
for now
cats can never just lay down they have to stand there on your pancreas
I love the transformers fandom because someone will post something like 'omg i love spingtron he's everything to me!' and you'll go to the tfwiki to find that spingtron was a character who was in 2 panels of a single marvel comic that was only sold in Scotland on rainy days in December 1989






