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@mister-mistake

"We need a slur for--"

Why do you want to say slurs so bad? 🤨

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I love how this photo demonstrates every single molecule of "how can you tell if a cat likes you"

  • whole body lifted upwards towards Friend
  • walking to brush against/wrap around leg
  • front legs together to assist with tippy toe back arch
  • back legs slightly back stretch so gooood
  • question mark tail
  • head and tail also rubbing Friend
  • position of trust: cannot see Friend, knows Friend is looking out for cat
  • SPROING WHISKERS curling forward & down (cat smile)

I adore sproing whiskers of happiness.

599.752 and 599.359

cat and capybara

• Fidgeting and stuttering do NOT always indicate that someone is nervous.

• Avoiding eye contact does NOT always mean someone is lying.

• Having a hard time focusing does NOT always mean someone is lazy.

• Carrying around a stuffed animal or blanket does NOT make someone childish.

• Poor motor skills is NOT a direct indication of intelligence.

Not everyone fits into your box. Deal with it.

this is the true gen z experience

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vorbits

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

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epikalstorms

man and you were only six hours old

Daughter: You realize this puts you in the top 1% of the top 1%, right? The elite of the elite! That's extremely good.

Father: *glaring at his brand new "#272993 Dad" mug* I still don't like it.

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

Fantasy worldbuilding concept:

- Magic can be used to repair equipment in a manner akin to the mending cantrip from 5e, but it's considered profane black magic for reasons that surely have nothing to do with the fact that the lead manufacturer of leather armor in the realm is close personal friends with both the witchfinders and the king

The initial plan for this was for this to boost profits since leather can't be repaired in the same way steel armor can (at least not up to the standard of durability the original piece had), facilitating the need to replace armor pieces for much higher prices than repairing them would be

However since then leather armor sales have actually sort of nosedived, since while leather armor was useful for heavy adventuring work in the days of magical repair, it's also tragically frail compared to steel and it's just not really financially viable to replace your armor every few quests.

Since you can no longer magically fix your shit on the fly, You're really much better off with steel nowadays, or just using whatever you find in dungeons

This nosedive in profit has forced leather armor to spike in price for the manufacturers to stay afloat, and the original market for it (adventurers who wanted a cheaper alternative to steel) can no longer afford what was once the "cheaper" option

Nowadays the leather armor industry stays afloat almost entirely by wealthy collectors who prefer the aesthetic or well-off adventurers who place much higher emphasis on their mobility than the average person

Or wide-eyed newcomers to the scene they can sucker in with a fabricated mythologized image of a heroic level one adventurer that's been unfeasable-at-best to achieve for nearly a decade now

HELL YEAH

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