what if I was a gaming streamer but I could only reach the spacebar
(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…
pause. everyone else stop talking. which one
EVERYONE CAN PACK IT IN BC I'M THE DARK SOULS BOSS!!!
FUCK YEAS
i have now received weapons as well as an addition to my title.
your "boys" will never be safe. now hold still while i give you this shot.
my lore grows...this is also accurate
no one will ever need the gender changing coffin again
What happens if the player just let's themselves get forcefemmed
instant win. she is taken into my arms and we kiss. roll credits
Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.
the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material
yo what's the handle of the fancy calligraphy guy can we get them over here that's a line
oh good i needed a warmup piece
#listen i dont mean to be that guy but#you can make glowstone by using glowstone dust#and witches drop glowstone dust#no hell needed
buddy not to be a ridiculous nerd about it but you realize that seeking out dark magic users to kill them and pry potion ingredients out of their dead, cold hands isn't exactly non-hellish behavior? maybe the journey to hell is internal idk your playstyle
Brotherhood of The Orb
trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger







