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sometimes i post art on my deviantart and much more recently on my bluesky, and you can tip me on my ko-fi :3

if you're wondering i'm also at @nebinarni-katastrofa where i post in czech, and at @sphagnumdivinum where i do pagan stuff. and i roleplay at @thats-sir-gwaine-to-you and @adalbert-wants-coffee!

i queue stuff a lot, so if you see me posting at ungodly hours, it's probably just the queue. probably.

normal about the chintz poem.

a little about me:

mire ecologist by day, bog cryptid by night. knee-deep in peat water and taking photos of anything but the things i'm supposed to be looking at. fuelled by caffeine and happy thoughts. in love with all of my friends. do not leave me unattended in the forest, i will become local folklore and you will never see me again.

being on this site during a current major yaoi event while you're still in the trenches of something long gone like hey I know you guys are having fun over there but does anybody wanna play with this beat up crusty doll i've been throwing against the wall for five years

So guys. I’m thinking of making a replica of Excalibur from Merlin, BUT the runes on the sword in the show (as far as I can tell) seem to translate to gibberish???? They do not spell out any English or Old English words. So, there are two options I have to choose from when it comes to engraving the runes on my sword. 

1) Simply keep the aesthetic and write the runes as they appear rather than make them translate to something.

These are the best two pictures of Excalibur’s inscriptions. They read like this:

This (as accurately as I possibly could) translates to: ahefemeupþiithstr and asetememuneuiifon

Not only do both of these mean absolutely nothing in English, but they do not seem to correlate with any Old English words either. They do, however, both contain the word me in English and mé in Old English (which means me) suggesting that they did try to make it at least look like it said “Lift me up, cast me away” as it is supposed to. 

2) I could, instead, use properly translated words and runes that resemble the markings on the sword. 

These markings translate to: ahefan mé ufeweard and áweorpan forþweg

As you can see, these runes have a similar, but not exact, variation of letters as the aesthetic runes on the sword in the show. I tried to find similar looking words in Old English so that it would still resemble the original runes but still have it read as “Lift me up, cast me away.”

ahefan means “heave up, lift up, raise” and ufeweard means “upward, ascending, upper, higher, up, later” 

áweorpan means “to throw, throw away, cast down, cast out, cast aside” and  forþweg means “an onward course, a going forth, departure journey, away”

ahefan is extremely close to the first six letters of the original runes “ahefem” and you can probably imagine my crushed dreams as I got to the second to last letter and realized that the word didn’t match the runes as I was trying to figure it out if they translated to anything. 

I find it strange that a show with typically accurate runes and outstanding uses of dead languages just wrote gibberish on one of their main props. More evidence that makes me truly believe it isn’t any actual words is the string of vowels towards the end of the second line of runes “asetememuneuiifon” and the cluster of constants at the end of the first “ahefemeupþiithstr”. Then there’s the double i’s. From what I’ve learnt about Old English so far, there seems to be little to no double letters, it being a very phonetic language. Furthermore, Anglo-Saxon runes are an alphabet, not a language, which means that each symbol is based on phonetics (example being that the symbol sigel is only associated with the s sound, not the letter, and can be applied to C’s that make the s sound), so it would make little sense for their to be two of the same symbol side by side. Additionally, they use the letters t and h as a pair as well as the letter þ which makes the th sound. It would be one thing if they did not use the letter þ, but the letter is acknowledged and leaves little reasoning as to why they would use the th combination instead of the Old English letter. 

Anywho, let me know what you think. I’m also thinking about getting a tattoo of the words one day and I’m definitely wary about getting the gibberish from the show permanently printed on my skin, rather than runes that actually translate to something. As for the prop, I’m on the line about which direction I should go so leave a comment or message me with what you think! Thanks! 

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

The replies to this make me want to swallow razor blades.

I am a firm believer that if Hunith had moved to Camelot that woman would have stopped everything from falling apart. She would have emotionally adopted Morgana and Arthur and they would have blossomed under her care. She would have managed Gaius and Kilgharrah and she would have kept Merlin sane. The knights would have loved her, especially Mordred and Uther would have been slightly afraid of her.

Hunith would have made a difference

My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

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Originally posted May 22, 2022.

since some of y'all are crediting this meme format to a blog that wasn't created until mid-2024.

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