The year is 21XX. Miraculously, Tumblr still exists as a somewhat popular brainchip application used largely by neofujoshis and fandomites. One day, a dumb low-effort shitpost by a member of one of the few remaining tgirl posting cells blows up, spreading across the neuronetwork like a wildfire. The therian tgirl who posted it, a hacktivist who augments cybernetics as a hobby, finding itself frustrated by the tags being completely filled with male characters despite the post clearly being about girls, and decides to edit the post. As per Chipblr policy, the edit is immediately applied to every instance of the post across the neuronetwork, but due to a century’s worth of tech debt from the poorly programmed website, the text of the edited post bypasses a vulnerability in the programming of the most popular brainchip models, immediately executing the new text as code. All the brainchips of every user who viewed the post immediately prompt their users to list one (1) female character they genuinely care about, stating that the chip will continue to increase in temperature unless genuine positive emotion is detected by the chip. What was intended as a harmless prank by a tgirl hacktivist turns into one of the deadliest cyberattacks in history, as thousands of fandomites and neofujos across the remains of what was once the United States are killed due to their inability to care even slightly about a single fictional woman. Decades after this unpreventable tragedy, F/F to M/M fanfic ratios across the English speaking internet have come closer to parity than ever in recorded history with an astonishing ratio of 30% F/F to 70% M/M

*nudges you to move*

im stalking my prey

ID: Orange and white tabby staring at scraps of mac and cheese, he is licking his lips

duck being abducted

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holdy hands with mom

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on some pillows resting his hand on top of a woman's hand

i can this too

Meds were way more expensive than they said and now I need to refill more of them, please help a disabled trans woman out.

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he stole my measuring tape!!

go go go!

Stoat in his winter coat, Kodiak, Alaska

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little hamburger head

um

youll never freaking catch me

uh. well.

ID: Orange and white tabby being held in a woman's arms, he has a serious look on his face

Propaganda Under Cut:

One of my unpopolar Angel opinion is that I really, really feel bad for Connor more than I do for Angel.

Like is Connor kind of annoying, both in-universe in the way teenager are usually annoying, and from a meta prespective because he is involved in all the worst plots of s3/s4 of Ats (and only in those) and also the writing and acting for him are, as @goofyboymadness says, pretty lacking? Yes. Do I find myself cheering when others characters are mean or straight up physically violent with him, just because he is annoying? Eh, no, because it is difficult for me to cheer on a bunch of adults being like “ugh he’s annoying why can’t he be nice” about a teenage kid who had spent all his formative years completely isolated from everyone with the sole company of a man who taught him that he was the product of the union of two disgusting individuals, that his mother was a monster who didn’t love him and his only purpose in life- the only reason why his “adoptive father” was keeping him alive- was to kill his biological father who was also potentially a monster. I don’t think his character was written or protrayed with enough depht, and he sometimes DOES come off as “ angsty emo teen caricature” which IS annoying but my point is in-universe he HAD legitimate reasons to not be the nice and kind boy everyone expected Angel’s son to grow up when he was a baby lmao. But the show seems to often protray him as irrational or dumb for controversial takes like “vampire should get dusted” or “magic is dangerous”- takes that many others characters, especially on Buffy, share even if they were not raised in literal Hell with a man who hates the super-natural more than anything else!