Ahh Jaysus lads here we go again. No Irish need apply to the Ivies or something.

God forbid a Slav do anything near a land-grant school.

Also this is going to be used in antisemitic ways because of course it is.

A lot of people who thought their whiteness was objective reality are about to learn it’s conditional huh

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

One two three four i declare a clit war

Five six seven eight i cast clit obliterate

Video Essayists were a lay priesthood common to the late American empire, whose primary function was to classify Toys as either ruined by woke, or secretly leftist.

Composition, anatomy and perspective! the primal forces that humble all artists

windows please im in the middle of something

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

imagine looking at my blog to try to find more out about me as a person and all you see is some bullshitttttt

got something I wanted and it didn’t fix my life. time to crave for something new

this comments section has got to be a social experiment

I guarantee everyone isn't secretly plotting against you for being attractive but if you perceive them that way and treat them differently they may dislike you for real

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

This is such a beautiful thing

Jesus christ

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

yo what the fuck happened to this post

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.