god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
ohhh fuck yeah, you understand
modern horror writers be like: what do you mean there's things scarier than old women, mentally ill people, and pagan beliefs??
"what do you mean i shouldn't depict indigenous people and trans women like that??"
how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died
they're so bad at this lmfao
Like I'm gonna be real, when they first caught him, I thought that he did it. Regardless of whatever my opinions may have been about the morality of the act, I did believe that he did it.
The only thing the prosecutors have managed to convince me of is that this guy didn't do it. I no longer believe he did it. I think the police just found a dude who fit the profile, realized they had literally nothing on him, and couldn't admit that they'd made a mistake, so they've been trying to frame this guy for the past year.
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way
like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain
How's Curious George doing btw
hey. That was devastating
he’s already dead we don’t have to keep beating
I like to imagine the hyrule royal family breathes a sigh of relief every time a child is born that has no resemblance to ancient legends or goddesses, and then when they get one a little too uncanny they just go "fucking dammit we got another Zelda. Pack it up lads we're fucked."
King talking to an attendant like "yeah nah legit blonde hair and all. hanging out with that green kid. started playing music at like 2 years old we're so fucked. anyway this big gerudo bloke is here to meet with me. sure this will be just fuckin grand. NOT NOW IMPA I'M BUSY"
It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game
I just wanted to say that sometimes the word you're looking for is just ✨lying✨. You're allowed to be upset that someone just plain old lied to you. You don't have to call it gaslighting or manipulation or whatever the fuck, just call it lying and that's enough. It was a ✨lie✨. Not everyone is an evil genius playing mind games, sometimes they're an asshole lying to you.
Anti abortion billboards will legitimately say some shit like “am I just a creampie to you mommy?”
the other day in the groupchat we were talking about how historical fiction will often try to code aristocrat characters as more sympathetic by only having them have a single servant instead of a whole household of staff but instead this just makes them look like an exploitative employer who’s so cheap he would rather pile impossible amounts of labor upon a single guy than hire enough help to actually run his house
also yes it makes the entire batfam look completely monstrous. Alfred isn’t a butler he’s some kind of career housewife holding himself psychologically hostage.
well no I mean the problem with Alfred is that Batman is a superhero story and suspending your disbelief that Bruce Wayne can dress up as a bat and fight crime with his child sidekicks is just a facet of superheroes existing
the fact that Alfred does all the cooking cleaning lawn care first aid house management chauffeuring operation of the Batcave childcare and usually at least somewhat manages Bruce’s professional and personal obligations does not tell me “wow he’s really competent” it tells me that the writers don’t and never have actually given a fuck what running a house actually entails lol. which like. almost no one wants to read a comic about sweeping so it’s understandable but I’m not sure this is evidence that you’re coming at this from a Servant Accuracy guy
people replying to my "you can just say you have food poisoning americans always have food poisoning" comment on my thanksgiving excuses post with delighted agreement that they too have noticed americans constantly have food poisoning, but you have forgotten or have missed that we did an actual survey just a scant few months ago and the americans on this site reported in GREAT NUMBERS that we would continue eating at a restaurant that gave us diarrhea/vomiting something like 4-5 times (or forever), while almost everyone else in the world kept it to a solid once, or twice if they really weren;t sure. food poisoning is *genuinely* out of control in the usa, we have awful food safety at every level of the food production chain down to the actual people cooking food at home not understanding temperatures or washing their hands. it was a whole thing, it went on for weeks, and it branched off in multiple directions like "please use your dishwasher if you have one" and "what do you mean you cant tell what gave you food poisoning? oh it's because you're always getting food poisoning? wait what do you mean 'everything your mom/grandma cooks gives ou food poisoning so it doesnt matter'?" anyway yes there is a food safety crisis going on in this country and its getting worse lmao
one single incident of food poisoning can permanently disable you btw. its one of the primary ways people end up with narcolepsy, POTS, MCAS, ME-CFS, gastroparesis and/or fibromyalgia. "americans are constantly getting sick" is an actual thing, and most americans appear to think that having food poisoning multiple times a year is just a normal part of eating food
