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MOSS COVERED LOG IN THE DARKEST PART OF THE FOREST

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KRIS I AM [Taking Too Long] | commision status: OPEN (1/6 slots taken) | he/they/any | my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/mosslingg

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hi hello!! im moss and this is. my masterpost of uh. things™. with some misc info maybe

tags:

  • #doodle → my art tag!
  • #moss chatters → my yap tag!!
  • #moss answers → my ask answer tag!!!
  • #moss' egg saga → bird posting!!!!
  • #cat archives → kitty posting!!!!!
  • #dog archives → dog posting!!!!!!

important links:

DNI:

  • your general scum of the earth (homophobes, terfs, queerphobes, trump supporters, fatphobes etc etc)
  • uhhhhhhhh
  • idk man

Things you can do with my art:

  • Share it with friends!
  • Set it as your pfp/banner (with credit!!)
  • Put it in the wild (WITH CREDIT!!!!!)

Things you can't do with my art:

  • Put it in the wild with no credit.
  • Trace it.
  • Feed it to your AI vampire that feeds on the happiness of real artists.

ask box is always open!! whether i will answer or not depends on if i remember to check the inbox and if i see your ask in my notifs

i'm VERY reblog heavy. i do not control the speed at which art is made. i leave it to the fates

that is. all. i think

have a moss

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

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imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

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I have an answer to that one too

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The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

Born without a groove 😔

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

  • Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"
  • But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.
  • In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.
  • They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.
  • At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.
  • That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

This. All of this.

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

Thing wins the case

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

Thing is dressed as elle woods

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

Behold, One William.

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

Forbidden Williamcoin

this is art i can't breathe thats too good

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

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