"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave
OK SO
For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:
Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.
People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.
I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.
Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.
Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.
SA allegory.
Possessed.
Closeted.
Fell off a fucking tree slamming against branches and almost got hung by his own backpack.
Shot a demogorgon.
Flayed.
Got burned alive internally.
Has an abusive father.
Got bullied harshly.
Has to watch his lover get with another girl who is his own sister and he thinks he’s undeserving of the love bc he’s gay.
Got treated like he was invisible.
SA’D BY VECNA AND THE MIND FLAYER.
DIED.
CAME BACK TO LIFE.
HAD EPISODES.
HAD HIS FEELINGS THROWN AWAY BY HIS BEST FRIEND WHO IS ALSO HIS LOVER.
HAD PPL SAYING THE REASON HE WAS MISSING WAS BECAUSE HE WAS HATE CRIMED FOR BEING GAY.
CALLED SLURS.
BOTH STEVE HARRINGTON AND TED WHEELER MADE HOMOPHOBIC COMMENTS ABOUT HIS DISAPPEARANCE.
And after all that people still have the fucking nerve to hate him for no apparent reason, people still think he deserves to be rejected at the end of the season even though WE KNOW he’s gonna suffer in season 5 too, I hate y’all sm get tf behind me Will.
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