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salad child™

@mxed-salad-greens

they/them • nonbinary• aroace
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intro post <3

you can call me sal (haha get it? SALad? sal?) (also if you know me irl, this isnt me changing my name, this is just the name ive been using online so id prefer if thats what you use for me online thANK YOUUU <333)

they/them

aroace (i know im plain aromantic and i think theres something funky with the asexual but i havent figured what that may be yet lmao. ik im at least mostly sex repulsed) and nonbinary.

big marauders fan and my main ships are wolfstar jily dorlene and marylus (mary and regulus)

ive posted a few headcannon posts and have most in the drafts so ill probably make a masterlist at some point

I love stardew valley (ive got the diverse stardew valley mod so thats why my villagers look different)

stranger things ❤️💔 (byler, lumax, the occasional henderhopp, NO mileven. not even one. milevens fuck off tyvm)

some music people i listen to (in no particular order) are: hozier, conan gray, chappell roan, mamamoo, james marriott, queen, david bowie, billy joel, they might be giants, mother mother, blackpink, sabrina carpenter, bts, bbno$, chloe ament, some other miscellaneous k-pop, reneé rapp

ive got a bunch of wips (some fanfiction some not) and i might something at some point but idk yet

Free Palestine.

#intro post
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im pissed and disgusted by the queerbait so

here is a masterpost on everything that doesnt make sense because byler isnt canon, plot holes that exist because byler isnt canon, all the ways mikes character was ruined by making him straight, AND how it was homophobic. i include explanations and categorize things by color coding! this includes scenes in the show, interviews, and posts from the stranger things team. (note: im not going to include things noah said-explained in tags)

warning, it’s very long because im including EVERYTHING. I found and listed 114 examples here. enjoy—or don’t.

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the duffers never addressed that fuckass painting because there’s no heterosexual explanation for mike being in love with will’s feelings

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No like… it’s actually fucking insane. I don’t think people realize how INSANE it is from a writing standpoint. Mike is CANONICALLY in love with Will’s feelings for him. They couldn’t resolve this plot point without byler being canon because acknowledging it would have made it obvious that Mike was in love with Will. He ends the show IN LOVE with WILL and thinking it’s all from El. That is crazy.

They had to completely ignore the narrative they wrote to avoid byler. They had to straight up pretend it never existed, leaving the story itself unfinished. For what? Because they’re too scared to make two boys kiss? Omfg it’s unreal!

#byler#stranger things#will byers#mike wheeler#mike wheeler i know what you are
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mike wheeler trapped in Vecna’s mind having to jump off the quarry to get to another memory.

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I'm at a loss as to how they could write Mike being so distraught at 12 years old that he was willing to walk off a cliff just to keep his friend from having his teeth cut out. Like, sorry, Dustin. I love you, but as bad as your teeth being cut out would have been, Mike dying would have been infinitely worse.

And I bet now they'd claim Mike was only so willing to do it because he was upset over El running off.

Seriously, though, this was such a horrific thing to have a kid do, regardless of the fact that he was saved. He did walk off that cliff and fall, completely ready to die. Then they just pretended it never happened. They acted like the only trauma Mike ever experienced was losing El, when he's really been through a lot more than that.

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byler means so much to me. not even just as a ship that i love but i’ve been kinda going through it recently and it’s been really nice to be able to distract myself from the Big Really Shit real life feelings with Less Big But Still There Shit internet gay boys feelings. so like i’m able to express Sad and Upset and Mad but i also don’t have to actually think about the fact that my cat died

#byler#tw pet loss#tw pet death#cw pet loss#cw pet death#and like obviously there are big real world implications to byler not being endgame#but my cat dying feels just a little more immediately in my face there ik?
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“Can’t wait for Noah’s NDA to expire!” or “ Can’t wait for Finn’s NDA to expire” oh boy…I can’t wait for MILLIE’S NDA to expire that girl is MAD MAD

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every clip of her talking about el is so weird to me i can tell she isnt saying what shes thinking....

like in old s4 interviews she talks about how el needs to stop centering her life around men but now she's "speaking" about how great her ending is despite her ending literally fridging her character for a man's development hhhhh

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adhd executive dysfunction sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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