This is still very funny

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

Si hombre pero que dise tu

whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”

Me drunk as fuck & easily physically distracted knowing logically I have to piss sitting on a bar toilet mad as hell like IF I DON’T PISS RIGHT NOW JOHN UPDIKE WILL HAVE BEEN RIGHT

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

the grim reality for a lot of nonbinary people is that their options are closet themselves and be perpetually misunderstood by the world at large or be out and proud and be perpetually misunderstood by the world at large

Round 2: Poll 20

Grian:(He/Him)

Featured in:

Hermitcraft, The life series, evolution SMP, Wynncraft, 100 Hours of Hardcore, Impossible Minecraft

xBCrafted: (He/Him)

Featured in:

Hermitcraft

Anyone who votes xB and sends me proof can name one or two lifers, hermits or vsmp characters and I will write you a drabble of them

Merry Christmas- I've been meaning to do a quick video breakdown of "that dress", so here you go.

His mother not giving a fuck and hitting him over and over

Official post of South Africa

He's quite enjoying his morning

Leek Dragon 🥬

hounds and loving the sound of their own voice,,,

I think we should all go back to reading newspapers. Like actual newspapers, with the paper. I feel like actual, physical newspapers were a "load-bearing inefficiency" of modern civilization. Also, they can't spy on you like the phone you're currently reading this on is doing.

i read the paper - I actually switched to a digital edition of the daily paper because the waste was intolerable, but - and it definitely changed my life. not super dramatically, but I became much more informed about specifically local issues, became a better conversationalist, became more invested in my city, etc. it's just a much better way of getting news, you end up being forced to engage with stories you aren't naturally inclined to care about, to learn things you wouldn't seek out.

part of the problem with algorithmic news is that it silos people into narrow and non overlapping information ecosystems and even atomisies their ideas of what's going on around them. it's so easy to lose touch with the wider world if you're only being narrowcast via algorithms or even curated feeds (like Tumblr or maybe Reddit) things you already care about and inclined to react to. Specifically, without a shared information bedrock, without people generally operating from the same list of 'things happening around me' that more traditional news formats provides, it becomes increasingly difficult to communicate between one another, and thus to not only talk and understand but to act and resolve. it also allows one to fall into echo chambers which act as feedback loops to reinforce counterfactual perspectives.