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every time I think about Dilbert I think about this comic and how the question being asked is Not Stupid and its answer is genuinely interesting and arguably very important information anyone using a computer should know
this should go on the post this is interesting as shit
and a foul memory springs forth unbidden
Two children ignoring the artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Art. ca. 1960s
Photographer: Herb Slodounik
I would like to personally apologize to BNW
The hidden cost of yuri.
What you see: Two girls on an aquarium date
What you don't see: Like $60 per person
So, I was late to the locked tomb for the dumbest of dumbest reasons. I'd heard hood things and wanted to read it for years, but each time I found Gideon the Ninth on a shelf I sighed and went:
"Awww, it sucks that every shop I try is missing the first eight books in the series."
And then walked away because I am in fact that fucking dumb.
my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:
(inspired by this classic tumblr post)
I had this comic drawn for so long that I actually rewrote the ending because I had enough time to realize the original made no sense. Shoutout to @themornal for the suggestions with that final panel!
we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
