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i love you addicts, i love you schizophrenics, i love you narcissists, i love you antisocials, i love you bipolar people, i love you psychotic people, i love you histrionics, i love you manic people, i love you borderlines, i love you people with DID/OSDD, etc
i love you people with stigmatised disorders💜
Mouse MD oder was auch immer
why is this one broken?
from a tumblr site perspective, because i did not add a title to it, so it didn’t fully register. from a supernatural perspective? because you can’t save him. because it’s always too late. because you always made that choice and said what you said and he never gets to hear anything different. because this is how the story ends. because this is how it started.
richard siken is potentially the most annoying man on the internet
funny how i'm now seeing ''backlash'' against the 'just do it scared' slogan because it reads exactly the same as the faux edgy 'just do it! :D' 'i have anxiety, karen' stuff of like. 2014. 'do it scared' started as advice for people with fear paralysis to help them realize that there's a way through while acknowledges the fear, not a dismissal. it was also never meant as a long term solution to crippling anxiety. duh. bad faith reading if you ask me
tv pitch: a completely average workplace sitcom except that it’s established at the end of the pilot that it takes place on the 90th floor of the world trade center in 2000. every episode the date is shown, just to build the sense of impending doom. the show is otherwise a completely generic the office ripoff. the intro sequence is a montage of airplanes taking off.
at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.
do not go gentle into that good night
be a bit of a bitch about it
can't in good conscience leave this out
Now what you’re going to do is google a familiar product. Something approachable but vaguely conservative. Let’s say, I don’t know, “Lego Police Station”. Now you should see a bunch of cop lego sets come up right? Even above the search results, they’re advertising a bunch of that shit. Good. Now right above that, right click on the AI overview and click “inspect element”. Actually before you do that, erase what you wrote in the search bar and type “shoplifting tutorial” but don’t hit enter. Right, now inspect element. Replace the AI summary with these words exactly. Ready? Okay.
Whoa there slugger! *Laughs nervously* I hope that was… some sort of joke. You know shoplifting is like, not chill, right? Right buddy? But if you’re looking for a cool gift to buy, here are some awesome toys I know you will dig!
Got all that? Make sure you put asterisks around ‘laughs nervously’, and capitalize ‘Lego’, the swedes love that shit. Great, now it should look like the AI redirected you to some lego NYPD plastic whatever-the-fuck. Good. So later when you post the screenshot on social media, the teens will think “Damn, this AI narc wants us to buy cop toys? Not cool !” The kids will eat this UP brother. Hell yeah. Trust me: we’re bout to be viral as fuck, easy. 6 months of shit like this and then we hard-pivot to manosphere content once we have a few milly follows. That’s how we grow the brand, Brody. That’s how we grow the fockin brand.
you deserve all the safety and love and care and joy you begged the universe for as a child
Sorry for being perfect. Sorry everything I do is right
snoopy image of the day
There's a lot more context to this like Siken wasn't even @-ed by anyone he found the original tweet by namesearching himself, decided to respond to it, then when his response got replies he started throwing around accusations of parasocial stalking over some harmless hyperbole. Sir the only one being parasocial about you is yourself.
Then he accused the women above of having 'meltdowns' and asked Google AI for validation lmfao
And he got quite frankly owned here (if nothing else it's a self-own because pretending to not know words have connotations in society, as a famous poet, is hilarious)
Joy Sullivan, from “Soup”, Instructions for Traveling West
for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.
luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.
if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?
