like tell me this isnt the coolest shit ever wtf

Hopping on that executioner!Alastor bandwagon because I've always been a huge fan of Alastor being an attack dog and love any excuse to draw him big <3

And who is trapped now, VOX???

It's giving "I am So Fucking Tired I slept in a God Damn Office Chair for a Bloody Week and had to Manipulate Mansplain Manwife my way through Three Fucking Deals and a Throuple Therapy in a spawn of one week just to get my Stupid Fucking Stick fixed I am so Fucking Ready to take every classical substance known to a 30s man and Black The Fuck Out for at least A Month I literally Never want to hear Any Word beginning with a V ever again."

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um 👉👈

High praise coming from velvette. 👗🦌

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

this is what the refrance

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

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JULIET LANDAU as DRUSILLA

“Do you love my insides? The parts you can’t see?”

see like, making spaces accessible and comfortable for fat people and disabled people would generally make said spaces much MUCH more comfortable for literally everyone, but actually doing so might very slightly risk at least one normal default person being confronted with the idea that they're not actually the default person and we can't have that

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this is just like strange aeons

it' so so funny that buffy is canonically into kinky sex, but she's also a prude, so she genuinely believes that liking kink makes her evil. i know that she's like this because of the show is misogynistic, but it's still such a silly belief for her to have. like she's going "oh no! i like using handcuffs during sex! clearly i'm a monster!!!" and she's dead serious about it

my parents visited today and their latest item of ‘what people you knew in school are up to lately’ gossip was about the absolutely BONKERS thing they’re trying to talk their friend out of doing to her daughter. I’m still in shock tbh

Their friend is helping her daughter’s boyfriend’s mom to throw a 200-guest surprise engagement party for her daughter and her daughter’s boyfriend. The daughter and the bf are not engaged. Neither of them have even discussed planning to get engaged with their respective mothers. The moms are going to surprise the bf with his late grandmother’s ring at the party and tell him it’s time to propose to his gf. In front of 200 friends and family members. Just an absolute nightmare scenario.

Oh the kicker is that the pretense they’re inviting people under is that it’s a surprise “congrats on passing the bar” party for the bf. A thing he is currently stressing about having to take for the second time and may not pass. So it may turn into a 200-person surprise “sorry you failed to pass the bar for the second time, here’s your grandma’s ring, go propose anyway” party, which is a near-incomprehensible level of public humiliation.

Bf’s mom, whose brainchild this whole thing was, has already rented out an entire waterfront restaurant for the party. In Newport. This is what “more money than sense” looks like in practice.

Since this blew up overnight and people are asking, I managed to track the daughter down on linkedin today (the only social media I could find that we both have, lol) and message her. So she has been warned, and hopefully doesn't take the message poorly.