wait a minute. If *I'M* having gay sex, and *YOU'RE* having gay sex.... Then who the fuck is playing the hockey?!? 😨😱😱🏑

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

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When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

…well what the fuck is this

Art.

Heated Rivalry (2025)

He is so dear to me

U see this? It's a puck in my glove man. Alright..

10/08/2005: first career goal

12/21/2025: penguins point leader

revamped design with all of my disabled keith haring style dancin' guys all together, updated to include the yellow power chair user ~

ID in alt text

Mobility aid positivity post!

Voting did matter. Even the worst democrat or in all honesty the next worst republican was not going to do all this exact same crazy shit. Voting cannot fix a broken system but if the system asks you to weigh in on how much more broken it wants to get, you can tell it "no, not that far please" instead of effectively "I don't care, go hog fucking wild"

So please vote in the midterms, for the least evil options on the ballots, instead of telling them you just don't mind who they put in charge of whatever the hell they want.

ref under cut

bobby and his usual shenanigans FLA Panthers @ BUF Sabres (January 12, 2026)

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers dir. Peter Jackson (2002)

is it better to speak or to die?

call me by your name has one of the most fantastic soundtracks of all time.

Eating him alive next question