i’m so glad phil realized he is in fact cool enough to wear that red and black jacket because he looks so fucking good in it

listen i love the podcast and i understand dan and phil wanting to appeal to people and play nice and all but do they not realise how ENDLESSLY funnier the whole thing would be if they just did the full episodes like this. less filter more chaos just go for it

girls be like: im watching my comfort tv show

the show:

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everyones always like oooohhhh australias so scary and full of killer spiders but yknow every continent has its equivilent of killer spiders. europe, for example, has the british,

Free my girl. She did all of that shit but it was the result of years of conditioning and manipulating and also lingering daddy issues. This is about polly harker, for the uninitiated.

Her new timeline life is gonna be good (I'll write her all happy trust)

wizard school is a fun and versatile subject to write into a story and i need more of it until people stop going "oh like hogwarts" whenever the concept comes up

countdown to phil’s 39th bday - a year in review [16/30]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

WE'RE SO BACK

If Phil doesn't dress Dan as Sister Daniel I'M GOING TO RIOT

ohhhh these two being next to each other in their grids is upsetting. oh it’s so upsetting. oh man

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