writing about the character is so embarrassing... like hi… yeah… it’s me again… I know he's not really that deep... but I like him like that.
pokèmonize yourself!!!!
- spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
- spin this one to see how you'll look like
violent impulses are actually very healthy for girls. we must nourish girls’ desire to kill and maim
scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay
hes alright but he died

what is with the cop hate??
Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops
one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.
this is what the refrance
they should make a video game where you play as an autistic character and there is a meter that shows you how close to a total meltdown you are due to the overwhelming stimuli and another matter that shows you how much of a weirdo you look like to others and you have to try to balance between having a meltdown and completely masking. and also you’re trying to solve a murder or something
I think it should add challenges but not be game breaking if you decide to sacrifice weird meter for meltdown meter.
average gay guy problems: i have been hooking up with my hockey rival, but now i am developing feelings for him and nobody can know! >_< also nobody serves ginger ale
average lesbian problems: my wife died when an alien virus turned all of humanity into a hivemind and then said hivemind sent a woman who looks like a female version of my romantasy hero to charm me into complacency, which i resisted at first but then i got lonely and now i think i am falling for her >_< also john cena said the hivemind is eating people
the world famous detective is a real and endangered species and the only one left in the wild is hbomberguy
why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why
Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

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