Reblogged just-paukku-is-fine
There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time
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(inspired by this classic tumblr post)
How do I even choose
Reblogged monsteritumputin
“my cat from hell” cat owner: my cat is an agent of satan who derives pleasure from tormenting me. he has attacked me many times and killed two of my family members. he does not listen to reason, or accept any form of kindness. he knows only the tearing of flesh and the flowing of blood.
jackson galaxy: how often do you play with him?
cat owner: how often do i what
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was reading about birth control methods and saw one that said "dont worry, this wont stop your periods!" which was fascinating wording to me. like dont worry? whos the sick fuck thats like "yeah i dont want to get pregnant but i ABSOLUTELY want to continue bleeding once a month thats very important to me."
Reblogged myrkkymato
You are you living your normal life. You have a night where the details are kind of foggy but you shrug it off and continue living your life. How long will it take you to realize 1. vampires are real and 2. you are one
Bonus in the tags: what symptom finally tips you off that your new affliction is supernatural and cannot be explained with known science
Reblogged demonfowl
the saying about rose tinted glasses has a real truth to it. have you ever worn actual rose tinted glasses in real life. like those candy heart shapes ones. it fucking rules. you look cool AND everything looks a little bit like it has an instragram filter on it. cannot reccomend my rose tinted glasses enough #myrosetintedglasses
Reblogged theabigailthorn
why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why
Reblogged myrkkymato
A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk
Reblogged myrkkymato
ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.
Reblogged hearkheark
did you know? the phrase "named after" doesn't technically state anything other than the order in which two things were named. I was named after snoopy
Reblogged myrkkymato
Reblogged monsteritumputin
Sculptures by Emil Wikström next to the entrance to Helsinki Central Railway Station, 1937. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.
fuck,this is terrifying
Terrifying? They're just some guys.
They even dress up for events!
They advertise the National Railways (VR):
Sometimes they travel:
Sometimes even abroad (but not anymore):
Not (yet) that I know of
