at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

car ride home

btw this was her during triage

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

Here ya' go ❤️🙏

benadryl at home? feel like a gnome

benadryl at work? to the bathroom for a jerk

throwing grenades at my post ?

Every time i think about this tweet i start crying

sorry, can’t talk. i only associate with transgender people

2016 is back in the worst possible way

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

i love drama that does not matter at all

sleeping on the floor is making a comeback after i was in the woods for 12 hours and fell asleep on my doormat after getting home.

maybe it shouldn't. I woke up convinced there was a portal opening to the rat dimension next to me but it was my headlamp

you need to go back to the rat dimension they need your help

last time i listen to you

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

If Kurt Cobain had found estrogen and never made music again, that would've been a win in my book. She'd be alive and happy and that's all that matters.

If any closeted trans woman finds estrogen and never produces a single thing ever again, that's a win in my book. She's alive and happy.

Hope for the democratic party?

completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy

do NOT separate them