I think the main trouble I have is [freezes up and stares blankly into the distance for three hours]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

This is what years without new content does to a fandom

i think she would like that

i'm obsessed with whatever's wrong with that dog groomer. like for what possible reason would you want to dye someone's dog's fur green without the owner's consent??

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

It's over

Finding my peace #mypeace

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

Almost forgot to post this 🫢

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