they dont make them like this anymore

butyeah btw I'm not allowed to mib post unless it's vague references that are still mml related bc otherwise i may or may not hyperfixate and I'm not ready for new hyperfixation right now

lmao.

if you think about it the ending of men in black is essentially straightbait. like they really went "one of our main characters retired to live in heterosexual marriage with a woman. worry not his replacement is the other main character's heterosexual female love interest. they both got their heterosexual happy ending" and then the sequel comes out like "sike! just kidding, both their heterosexual love interests left them offscreen between the two movies and they've been implicitly yearning for each other in the meantime. welp they're partners again but WORRY NOT HETEROSEXUALS!! rosario dawson is here and she is going to make out with will smith we prommyyyy" and then rosario dawson has to go to another planet and never fucking comes back. and then in the third movie they give up on trying to give J a girlfriend and make his entire character motivation to save his partner's life, probably to make out with him. 10/10 movie series btw

Best thing a character can do ☝️ is feel overwhelming amounts of soul-crushing guilt. In my humble but objectively correct opinion.

happy nearly 2 am thinking about how despite how different the original version of the men in black 3 script is (for anyone who hasn't read it it's genuinely a different movie entirely. boris has a different name and a different species, his girlfriend doesn't die and is kinda just there the whole time, they didn't plan on killing off zed therefore there's no o also there's no griffin either it's a whole group of archanans instead and I could keep going) the one thing that is almost beat to beat the same is the jaykay of it all. with ALL the things they changed for the final movie the ONE thing that didn't change is J's complete desperation to keep K alive.

what I find specifically interesting is that in both versions it's a situation of "oh and also Earth is doomed if K dies" which DOES give some deniability at first to say okay this is less about saving this guy and more about saving everyone but then in both versions it becomes apparent that no, J wants to save K specifically, it feels like he forgot about the saving the world part because he's too focused on saving his world.

i remember being so desperate for people to look at this post and now reading it back it's so incoherent lmao probably due to 2 am

Elevator Irritator: Candace and Phineas stare at the audience the whole episode while standing in a white background

Master of Fate: professor time appears

Here's the screenshot of "Elevator Irritator; Master of Fate".

For some reason all the cable providers don't have a synopsis for the episode and the Disney Branded Television PR site stopped releasing their monthly highlights since November 2025.