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@phonyprophets / phonyprophets.tumblr.com

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The fact that Jesus Christ Super Star is not one of tumblr’s darling musicals is devastating to me cause I love that musical, Especially the movie. It has nuclear levels of gay subtext, the most aggressively 70s esthetic ever, some of the most needlessly difficult and challenging vocals in all of musical theatre, and its camp as hell.

Judas hangs himself and the next scene he’s in after he’s dead he descends from the sky holding onto a massive cross that’s attached to a huge crane and he’s dressed like THIS, and the background dancers are dressed like THAT.

How do people not constantly talk about this musical it’s insane and amazing.

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He's having a very good Friday and absolutely nothing bad will ever happen to him.

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first of all if every tongue were still the noise would still continue, the rocks and stones themselves would start to sing. so jot that down

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me: aw man i forgot the numbers that come before 40 can someone help me

the well instructed pilate:

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That “i hate that song “santa claus is coming to town.” do not come to my town.” tiktok sound but it’s annas and caiaphas talking about jesus entering jerusalem

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