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cael/pigeon || 20 || he/him

It's impressive, especially for a man your age — and in *those* heels... Nice shoes, by the way. I like the green. Goes well with the orange.

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

experiencing microaggressions apparently

wait hold on why the hell are you friends with people who think lolis are hot

currently looking for a costume for my cat and for some reason it's decided I want to dress her up as one of the 4 horsemen horses

Now I don't really like this picture anymore, but people on Twitter liked it, so I'm going to upload it here. (I just don't like the face very much, but overall the idea is funny)

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n25 from mafumom's perspective sure is something. she actually knows very little about any of them, but if she were to learn more, her fears would only be confirmed. these are literally the three worst girls for her daughter to be friends with.

this one doesn't go to school and has no plans for a real career. she'll introduce your child to a useless hobby that distracts her from her studies.

this one doesn't go to school either, and even worse, she's trans. she'll encourage your child to explore her identity outside of society's expectations.

this one has a nasty attitude and hates her (well-reputed) father. she'll teach your child to defy authority and center her own selfish desires.

together, they are any abusive mom's worst nightmare.

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