OKAY one of the incredibly important implications of a t4t hollanov au to me (where they are trans men/transmascs)--and sure there are also interesting social and worldbuilding implications like are they somehow both stealth in the MHL and if so How? Did they start in women's leagues? Do they have other jobs and are simply Rabid Hockey Fans togeather?--but I'm too horny to figure all that out
What I'm most interested in is that when Ilya texts "how many times can u cum in 1 hour" and Shane replies "idk maybe twice?" because he has Literally never tried to come more than twice in one sitting in his Life, Ilya immediately concocts a maniacle plan and texts back "bet I can make you come 20 times in one hr" (he decides he can make him come at least 1ce every 3 min) (i had to get out my calculator for this post that's how dedicated i am)
then follows it up with "i will bring my stop watch"
At this point Shane either whites out or is truly just completely incredulous like Cannot imagine this is possible--or both of course! both possibilities excellent
Anyway obviously Ilya proves him wrong and in fact makes him come 24 times (he claims that he could have done more but he stopped there on purpose because of the number)
They definitely still had a plan for Incredibly Tender First Time Anal and I find it equally hilarious if this whole thing distracts them so much that they Forget the 1st time anal plan OR if they Do do it but then imagining how the tone of it all might be affected by Shane having just come 24 times beforehand while being kind of mad about it and also having gotten the Absolute giggles which means Ilya also has the absolutel giggles--Obsessed with them trying to do 1st time anal while Unable to stop hysterically giggling actually
DO they succeed? i'm screaming
This is a fic prompt btw everyone who feels the call write a version of this i know i will be trying to
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Okay, I am writing a t4t Hollanov RIGHT now, in which Shane played 3 years in the women's league before retiring to transition, and Ilya is an intersex trans man, and Irina and Svetlana's mom escaped to Canada when their babies were born and raised them as siblings in a Boston marriage (there is WORLDBUILDING HAPPENING). And they start playing in the same inclusive LGBTQIA+ team in the same beer league, and that's when their relationship tarts. Also, the whole fic is set in Toronto, and Scott & Kip may make appearances as U-Haul lesbians.
