Might fuck around and paper my town with these. Feel free to join me.

Would you be willing to post the files for these so we can have the best quality copy for printing purposes?

Here's a folder with the files! I couldn't get the last one to PDF correctly with the image, so it's still text.

Just a reminder from me (a military brat) and my parents (both military from military families): The most definitive way to know a recruiter is lying to you is to listen closely to what they're saying. If you hear sounds, they're lying.

another beautiful morning on the WORLD WIDE WEB!

[ID: individual screenshots of anonymous asks that read,

“Did you peg that guy yet?”

“Do you ever get scared”

“The power of a lustful glance?”

“Do you consider yourself the world’s first God Gamer?”

“I wanna cook for you a real nicey meal ^_^”

“Hey it’s me the old man from earlier. I just wanted to say that I see The Reaper getting closer every day now”

“How hard can you slap??”

“I need you so bad”

“Tell us about your most wicked desire.”

End ID]

Sometimes you need to read something twice to get it. You might need to watch a movie three times to understand it. You might have to have that album on repeat for a week until the lyrics make any sense. You're allowed to engage with it and can keep engaging with it until it means something to you. People will see a painting at a museum and laugh about not getting what the big deal is but like you can come back, you can see it at another time, and maybe that next time it'll be different for you. I'm of the belief the "media literacy crisis" would solve itself if more people just sat down and did it again. Watched, read, played, listened, etc like I don't think people are getting more ignorant necessarily I just think we're not glorifying personally replaying things nearly as much as we should be.

i only want them to have sex because it actively harms them both

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

So difficult to withhold the eyeroll when people say things like, "My body was designed for this" wrt childbirth or whatever, because even if I accept the premise that our bodies were designed, I have to imagine mine was designed with the most basic function of breathing in mind, and yet I had childhood asthma and would have died without intervention so idk if I'm trusting my "designer" with something as physically traumatic and historically deadly as childbirth

people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING

be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.

I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar

It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :/"

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :D"

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if the Doctor just did a really shitty parking job, or the TARDIS did it on purpose as a practical joke.

Why is it that whenever I search something on tumblr that’s a multiple word phrase half of the results that come up are like an anonymous ask to some blog saying “Can you write me a fanfiction about dom!yandere!catboy!Sans Undertale painting a nude portrait of f!reader who is 6′2″ and has major depressive disorder and can you include peeing and pooping and blunt force trauma and premarital sex” and then the blog responds with a gif with a weird filter on it and several paragraphs of writing about how Sans loves your female ass and wants to kill anyone who pees on you because he’s the only one who’s allowed to pee on you and the post has 500 notes and I have to see it because I typed “my little pony” in the search bar and it happens to have all 3 of those words in it

what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

My Volo merch came :D

I got the lunchbox…

…and some keychains and pins!

They look so good in person! Now I have to reorganize my little RAE/ CEC collection area :D

classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

BITCH = Believe It Truly Can Happen.

the other day i saw a tiktok of a woman talking about how her hyper-militant abusive parents would sometimes punish her by “taking away her name” and referring to her as a prisoner number. genuinely terrible stuff, obviously. but i skimmed the comments and. listen. i truly DO NOT mean to dunk too hard on this person, like they could be a kid or something, but.

just. breathtaking. imagine if your primary reference for the concept of the un-personing of prisoners was (check notes) a book series about owls.

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!