🎶Check your iron levels! Walter screaming!🎵

idk why but i love this bit so much. it's just such a sibling thing to do. theyre teenagers your honor.

my coworker and i say “it’s a time to go undercover” when we go on work errands now

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

SHUT

In the woods there is a hole. You can never see the bottom of it. But when you throw something in, it throws something back.

What do you throw in today?

HTB - Ch.03 - Part 4

CHAPTER 3 COVER A - << Previous - NEXT CHAPTER >>

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿so yeah its an 03 crossover

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

Lmao drops this here

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

I live for these

ah, how could I forget the best one

and then there's just this:

have some more

@plumsodapop sis you need to see this

YOU GOT FREAKED OUT BY 'BONE HURTING JUICE' AND THEN SUMMONED MY EYES TO WITNESS THESE????

Should I be concerned if I see two bears high fiving each other and above them there are two birds sitting away from us, staring longingly away?

It’s my birthday :D yay adulthood…

Huzzah for another year, and thanks to all the people I’ve met on this app who are just so cool. I always love hanging out with y’all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET LADY!!!

you are so so beloved!!!

how it feels to be playing Character with your friend

inviting your friend to smash your toys together

Joy and whimsy detected! Playing Character with your friend is joyful and whimsical!