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I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

hey how many times do i have to report to google ads that i find the videos for some HP crossover with Monopoly GO to be Malicious. Until they stop SHOWING them to me?! At the bare. fucking. MINIMUM?!

thank you for what could be one of the funniest possible solutions here.

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

The Arnie Palmer penis story was a humiliation test for MAGA. They waved the sex abuser of boys and effeminate orange bully in lifts/diaper straight on through. Dude's theme is YMCA.

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darklynoon-deactivated20170407

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

Sending love to anyone who is just… tired.

Not just physically, but mentally, emotionally, socially, financially.

Life is asking a lot right now.

Pause when you can. Breathe when you remember.

Give yourself space. Give yourself grace.

I just saw a man walking around the mall holding a baby over his head making noises like the baby was a massive kaiju flattening a heavily-populated metropolis

This doesn’t quite capture the zeitgeist but he appears to just be doing laps for kaiju baby

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