This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you!

They way I'd be reaching the chopsticks over for a lil bite 😂

the fundraiser for Renée Macklin Good’s family has well surpassed its goal and is now closed — if you want to help Minneapolis residents as the city is terrorized by ICE raids, please turn your attention toward this fundraiser for local families, as well as Adelina Olivarez Cardona and Arturo Sanchez Chinos, both of whom are currently being detained.

additionally, you can support the family of keith porter jr, who was shot and killed by an off duty ICE agent on new years

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

Hi!!! One of my parents got meningitis when I was a kid.

They were in the hospital for nearly a month, the rest of us were all placed in medical quarantine, there were several points we thought they were gonna die, and even though they survived, it was a SUPER close call and they lost about two years of memories from the ensuing brain damage.

Like… a two-uear-long cookie-cutter pocket of thoughts and memories went missing right out of their brain. It’s an inflammation of the brain that cooks it alive.

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A VACCINE.

I WILL BE GETTING IT.

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contract each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

love wins

Please don’t skip but donate and spread awareness

hello can anyone help me get something to eat ($10 meal) today? i would appreciate anything that you’re able to spare and thank you

p*ypal // kofi

In the swamp of darkness in which we live, my daughter Lana takes care of the cats and stays up for their lives and beauty, but she also needs your help to live.She needs your donations for her future and childhood. I hope you help her as much as you can, as she suffers from asthma and is in dire need of your donations. She is not asking for a lot, just a little.

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Hello, my name is Nesma. I am married to Tareq and I am from Gaza.

I was born in 2002.

I am the youngest daughter in a family of four. I was born an orphan; my father passed away in 2010 when I was 8 years old.

I lived with my mother and siblings in a small apartment until I grew up, studied in schools, and completed my education up to high school.

I got married at the age of 17 to Tareq, and we were happy in our life despite having limited means. Yet, we faced the harsh challenges of life.

After marriage, we struggled with infertility and went to many doctors trying to solve the problem despite our difficult financial situation.

After much suffering with treatments, thanks to God, I was blessed and became pregnant for 5 months. But the first shock came when I lost the baby during the war because of the bombing and displacement.

Life went on, but when the war on Gaza started on October 7, 2023, our lives turned into hell. We left our home and were displaced. My family moved to the south of Gaza, and I was unable to see them for a year and a half. My family’s house was destroyed, and we lost everything. Even my husband lost his job and became unemployed.

We now live in a border area near the army in Al-Shuja’iya neighborhood.

On June 27, 2024, the army launched an operation in our area. We had to flee our home, running through the streets to escape the shells and rockets. Then came the devastating shock—death was faster than escape. I lost my two uncles, Ashraf and Mahmoud. We lost our loved ones, and they left behind wives and children who now suffer the pain of loss and separation.

After some time of displacement, we returned to our home, but it had been severely damaged by the heavy shelling and falling debris in the area. And now, we are once again displaced under even harsher conditions. We have nothing to protect us from the heat of summer or the cold of winter

Our suffering is immense, but with your help, we may reach a better and more dignified life. I plead with you to help me support myself, my husband, my loved ones, and my family. What you offer truly makes a difference in our lives, especially regarding our struggle with infertility after this cursed war ends.

We live in a world that has forgotten the meaning of humanity and generosity. May God bless you all.

So please help me and my wife 🥹😭