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Transcript since the words are kinda blurry:

Grain: Oh, hey, X where you off to?

Xisuma: I’m on my way to give my god an offering!

Grain: Yeah? Who is it?

Xisuma: Their name’s Xelqua!

Grain: Oh… Really… (Oh fuck)

X: They’re a Watched who used to be a player and they’re one of the few that have a name and story! They were an Admin on a server called Evo that was taken over by the Watchers. I know they’re one of the younger gods and very few ever hear of them, but I feel safe under their watch! They also-

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this trope is so special to me, it’s so goofy

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I HAD A DREAM ABOUT VAMPIRE COURTING EVERYONE SHUT UP. Weirdly enough it was about Goldsmith courting Avid and that traditionally a feeding partner (when vamps are consensual feeding from other vamps) is supposed to inspect the fangs of the biting vamp, test their patience and want.

Scott was trying to be petty towards Owen for being so hostile towards keeping Avid around, so he pulled Avid closer, and he let his expression soften. Avid had a heart attack because what is that face Scott doesn't make that face- and he quietly opened his mouth and bared his teeth to the fledgling. A vampires fangs are such a staple of their lives, my dream decided it was an important part of their romancing.

Scott wasn't snarling, wasn't defensive or threatening. He was almost asking Avid if his fangs were allowed to taste him. If they were worthy. Could you imagine Scott Goldsmith asking a fledgling if he was worthy of them? Scott was doing it to piss off Owen and hurt Pyro a bit (he'd never do this for someone like Pyro, no matter how good of a dog he was for his sire), but when Avid spoke everything started to feel.... real.

"Woah... sharp and beautiful as you are, hehehe." He took Scott completely by surprise as he hooked one of his fangs with a claw. "So pretty."

Scott had to bite Avid's finger to get him to let go, to distract him until the elder vampire could regain his bearings. "I... I'll take that as a yes."

"To what-" Avid shivered as Scott tilted his chin up, trailing a hand down his shoulder.

"Hold still, Avid~"

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i like to hc that vmartyn just looted his whole fit from some noble on the road right before showing up at oakhurst and now im imagining a situation where he raided scotts tomb instead. imagine waking up from your 600 year slumber and theres a guy wearing your clothes

Thought I would post some of my more sketchy design stuff for Tango! I was really struggling to figure out a design for his vampire skin, but then last week I got the opportunity to visit a bat rescue and now I really want to draw him as a bat hybrid!

All the bats at the rescue were fruit and nectar eating bats, so I thought it would be funny if Tango was too but claims he’s a vampire bat to keep up with his theme.

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

Want to learn something new in 2023??

Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)

Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)

How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)

How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)

Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)

Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)

How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)

Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game

Go (back) to school

Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Introduction to philosophy (free college course)

Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)

Learn a language

Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)

Portuguese (Brazil)

American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)

Chinese (Mandarin, Simplified)

Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)

Want to learn something new in 2024??

Coding in Python - one of the most flexible and adaptable high-level programming languages out there - explained through projects making video games

Learn to swim! (for adult learners. I don’t care if you live in Kansas or Mali or wherever. LEARN TO SWIM.)

[Learn about quantum mechanics again, but in a more advanced engineering/mathematics class. Then read more about the math and physics of it]

Something I learned this year: how to sew a quilt (Here’s a very easy beginning pattern that looks amazing and can be done with pre-cut fabric!)

How (American income) taxes & tax law work (choose “audit course” at checkout for free class)

Pickleball for beginners (so you can finally join your neighbor/friend/distant cousin who is always insisting you join their team)

+ Para-Pickleball for beginners (for mobility aid users!)

School is so much more fun when there’s no tests:

World History [Part 1, Part 2]

Learn a language:

Arabic + Resource Guide compiled from Reddit (includes info on different dialects)

Urdu (frequently recommended course on Reddit) + Resource Guide

"a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend"

4x07 The Initiative

Y'all this is a piece of history right here. Every single time you see a reference to a "shovel talk" in fic, defined here as "someone threatening harm to a potential romantic partner of a friend/loved one," it's referencing this scene. This scene specifically. Everywhere else that is not fannish internet, that interaction is referred to a "shotgun talk," referencing the father threatening a daughter's boyfriend with a shotgun. This scene gave a lot of people a chance to reframe that interaction in terms of a protective friend rather than a possessive father, which for a lot of obvious reasons resonated with people a whole fucking lot, and it immediately spread like wildfire into fannish and then general internet lexicon. I've seen people try and backronym it into an extension of the shotgun talk, as in, "I've got a shotgun and a shovel to bury you with," but I've asked a lot of rednecks from a lot of different necks of the woods and no one has ever encountered that variant in brickspace life. It's all Buffy, babey. This shit is linguistic history in the making.

it is wild how much buffy the vampire slayer impacted language, fandom, and internet culture. even if you've never watched buffy, i can almost guarantee that if you're online, there's something in your vocabulary that's from buffy

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btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

The above is true.

Also, if you feel like you need information before you go, ask a public librarian first.

"haha sorry ive never *gone to the dmv before* *made a budget* *selected a primary care doctor* *planned meals* … can you tell me how to prepare for/research this?"

A good librarian will ask you more about what you need to do, and guide you through the websites or other resources with you try to understand it, print/email a copy for you, and also draw on personal experience as much as possible -- falling just short of giving you actual legal or medical advice.

Plus you are helping the library by using resources and adding to their stats.

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what if vshelby did a cartwheel off the castle only to bat away midfall

i may draw this myself ngl

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I like a challenge o7

Also I drew a building?? Woah never before seen rare thing for theolorex to do! Craziness truly

Stayed up so late working on this for no reason other than neurodivergent impulses

Bro actually locked in and I kinda think I cooked? Did I cook? Owo

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So, back to VSMP🥹

Did a bunch of cute ship art today just to cheer myself up bc... i miss vampires so much AND im so sad about how basically every other character story ended💔...

I need to see them happy despite of canon events. So. Here's your serotonin dose💕

1. Domestic Legs n Owen being cute qwq

2. Fireshot AU by @/echosmagpie. Avid and Pyro falling in love and getting together in the post-canon. Ofcourse they have a lot of things to process and accept how bad they were for each other and other people, but eventually they get their happy ending. Well... who definitely not happy at all is Scott...💀

3. Scowen gift! Scott being protective while Owen sleeps❤️

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i think I love scott goldsmith in vsmp so much because he just doesn't really care

that man quoted Beyonce in the first five minutes and proceeded to wreak as much havoc as possible, has an insane canon kill count, is somehow both hilarious and terrifying, and completely escaped a bad ending by just being like

"well, we've all done bad things, let's just all go home"

he escaped death with the power of audacity and manipulation, he would make an incredible old-school cartoon villain and you can't convince me otherwise

oh yeah and on top of all of that he had an really powerful and compelling character arc because the creator took something cliche (character has to learn how to love) and turned it into something far more unique and interesting (character needs to relearn how to feel)

the entire character was set up as someone who doesn't care and the story smashes that to bits and I just love it so much

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Au where Scott Goldsmith was never put to sleep. 400 Years later he still rules over Oakhurst from a distance (with a vampire he sired acting as the mayor) One day a sickly lumberjack is abducted from his home by fearful townspeople and brought before Scott as a sacrifice, but Scott becomes very endeared to this cynical human (Owen)

Also, Louis shows up to frantically explain to his sire that he really likes Owen and could he please not kill this one note: louis in this au had human parents, scott turned him when he was an adult

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Double doomed yoiyoi enjoyers hmo

Scott and Louis were romantically engaged before Scott was cursed. Louis was under the assumption that Scott was dead, his corpse in suspended animation. But a small part of his brain told him he was still alive, and he chose to believe it in an attempt to keep himself sane.

He decided that he would protect the town so that there would be something for Scott if(when) he wakes up.

Four hundred years later, he met Owen and they started courting for about half a decade, then he turned him and a few days later he's burnt at the stake and the events from canon take place.

Two hundred years later, Scott wakes up in his cold tomb, Louis isn't there to greet him. He finds his castle lost to time, and the town obliterated.

But after Scott gets stronger from turning Pyro, he sees Louis' final moments on the pyre and completely crumbles. Murmuring Louis' name over and over. "Oh, my sweet darling Louis." "Oh please, please, let it not be true, let him still be alive, please." "Please, let my heart be returned to me once more. Oh heavens above, if you truly are so gracious, let if not be true." "Oh Louis, if only I had held you closer, maybe this wouldn't have happened, maybe we would still be together."

Now Pyro is obviously confused, having just been jumped by Scott hours prior and seeing how vicious he was, seeing him now crying on his knees, clutching his chest and mouth, begging.

This is not the Scott they know.

But Owen is a different story completely.

At first, he doesn't know if Scott's talking about his Louis, but the second Scott mentions a fire he's convinced.

Knoeing the pain of his death, Owen decides to ask Scott about his Louis when he's not begging the heavens and hopefully somewhere quite and secluded.

(Might add on to this into a idk)

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