AWWW LOOK AT THEM

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

cannot find a way to capture on camera exactly how much my bandaid judt scared me taking a sip of water

don’t drink that coffee! there was a labubu in the percolator

When I was younger I made a deliberately bad undertale oc to ragebait and so many people fell for it I had loads of comments telling me I was cringe and should die, and some long paragraphs of criticism. Kind of fascinating because not only is it so obviously fake, but I also have no idea why people were so mad like why did people act like this was some horrible crime to commit

okay drew her quickly

We gotta get Zebra finches beeping to #1 hyped!!! Get out there and hype!!!

this is what job hunting feels like

I have cilia that can extend 10-20 feet at will. These can sense magic in the air, grab/eviscerate, or drown/incinerate the targets as I see fit. You can’t comprehend my cruelty

Hello! This is Super Mario.

*retch*

smoking the weed that makes me princess of the world

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let me inside ur ribcage i promise i can be trusted in there just let me innnnnnnn