Comments liked and replied to by Dan and Phil on ‘Are we in the world’s longest situationship?’

dan cringes at old videos because he sees a version of himself he hated. phil coos at old videos because he sees the man he fell in love with

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

Put this out about Luigi Mangione.

ummm.no

the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016

sorry. i forgot.

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

cat in a cherry tree

If I had to choose one picture to describe Dan and Phil I would choose this one

i just think that smoking weed at concerts poll was rly annoying bc the question was "is it rude" but people were treating it like the only two options were "it's morally unconscionable in every situation and you deserve to go to jail if you do it even once" and "it's always ok everywhere and if you say it's not in the best of taste you're exactly the same as a fascist" and the whole thing made me feel like this

i spoke to a music business person and they said i should try to stay relevant by posting things that seem intimate yet relatable to fans in a way that makes them feel like we're connecting on a deep level, so just letting you guys know i did a really good cum yesterday hope that makes you stream my song <3

I think he likes it

I really feel like the posts by bigfoots biggest fan speak to me. They like to cum, I like to cum too!

They are so relatable, I really want to listen to more of their music now!

Yay, thankyou! Survey to help prove to the music executives how much people love Bigfoot's Biggest Fan and/or cumming:

lol

We assume this is what the Prime Minister was talking about today when he said the nation will be heading to the polls

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

ITS NOT A PHOTO????????

shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

Garak I don't think you need this cartoonish large bib to eat what appears to be a plate of mandarin orange slices

Girliepop calm down