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@randomchickenfan

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My new favorite genre of picture is a very special thing that most animals (and humans!) do: face nuzzling as an act of greeting/comfort/intimacy. thank God that this is happening all over the world right now

Isn’t it wonderful?!

had to continue the compilation:

Adding my own for you

Anonymous asked:

not sure if you take fanart suggestions but hear me out on a cute little idea - baby rumi with headphones backstage watching the sunlight sisters perform!

yes! she has her own special hoodie and everything

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I need everyone to know that my old neighbor (probably) died or (possibly) went to someplace with permanent medical care because she was a million years old, and she was replaced by (another) old man of similar age and haleness whose children put him into this house to be closer to them. This is significant because the previous neighbor lady hated me AND my birds, and the new guy is delighted by them and comes over to visit Bug.

Today I got to meet his daughter and he insisted she meet Bug too, so after foot dips, I walked them out to the pens. I called for Bug several times, but she did not appear. I don't blame her. it's cold and rainy out. So I went in to find her, and she was absolutely not budging at all. Nestled up with mantis on their heated perch, inside their curtained-off, decorated, insulated coop. I did end up letting the daughter walk through to come see her and give her a little pat, because I want to get along with my neighbors and want them to like the birds (much easier all around if everyone likes the birds).

But like imagine it's the dead of winter in Michigan, and your elderly father insists that his new neighbor has peacocks and you go to see them thinking maybe they're turkeys, or like, one random peacock like some farms have, and instead this is what you find

and you're allowed to pet them

Crazy that I can just buy Tylenol wherever. You need a drug to stop a natural neurological reactoin by blocking pain receptors, potentially causing you to get injured and not notice or just straight up addicted from overuse? That'll be 20 bucks at Shoppers

My brain took a minute to process this. We just have our Tylenol just straight up on the shelves, no protection, but I guess it's different in america. Like, we can just take it and go to checkout without having to have someone hand it to you.

I FORGOT THE WORD. NOT AN ACTUAL WALL. Like. The little paper. Barrier. Think. Under the Tylenol cap. added after the Tylenol murders I believe it's the silver paper thing. It's a wall. I guess I don't know the word.

LMAO A TAB? But seriously, absolutely insane that we can buy this like anywhere

I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE CALL IT A TAB

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ITS A FREKING. SEAL. ITS CALLED A SEAL TO ME LIKE THE FREAKING WATER THING.

I- WHAT

ITS A TAB. OR A COVER. WHO CALLS IT A SEAL???

watch me get absolutely destroyed for this

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lunathetransqueen-deactivated20

ITS A FUCKING SEAL

THAT IS A SEAL!! IT IS SEALED FOR YOUR PROTECTION!!!!!

the tylenol murders are so weird to me. like yeah this guy bought a bunch of tylenol and then put lethal amounts of poison in it and then just put it back on the shelves. and for what reason.

I think the irony of it adds a little bit of spice.

@a-being-of-chaossss I think if any version becomes famous this one should full circle babyyyyyy

NO OH GOD PLEASE NO

Please don't make this post famous. PLEASE.

I swear to god I'm going to copycat the tylenol murders and kill all of you for this

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lunathetransqueen-deactivated20

we got attacted to this cus you told us not to

This is mostly my fault but if my legacy become forgetting the word "seal" I'm gonna

NO NO NO WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE

I'M ALREADY IN THE POST?

I've abstained from adding to this but..... It's a tab... That is used to seal the container....

THANK YOU KIREXA

KIREXA YOU TRAITOR

ITS A TAB.

I AM NOT OVER SILLY DEBATES AT 7:21 AM.

seal

@miata-detector what do you think? Is there a miata in this?

kinda feel like I’m not needed here but happy to be included

kinda feel like I’m

not needed here but happy

to be included

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

it’s 2025 now i hope youve accumulated many seeds, nuts, and berries

i may have eated them all

in 2026, may you begin to once again find seeds, nuts and berries

imagine a cute soft and round hen who goes into her coop and hops up on the perch and sits down and shifts around until she is so comfy and her feet are all tucked up into her belly feathers and she puffs out her feathers so warm and tucks her head against her chest and closes her eyes to go to sleep so round and warm with all of her friaends. now imagine it again . its happening all over the world

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