you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

hello welcome to post apocalyptic video game. this weapon you find is a gun made from plumbing and other garbage using no power tools. it was smashed together by a Raider (a discrete category of person, ontologically evil) while high on Drugs, and is an example of how stupid and primitive the people of The Wasteland are. it is fully automatic, has a rifled barrel, never jams, and has interchangeable magazines that are compatible with every other garbage gun made by other Raiders elsewhere in the world.

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

we all have that one friend who must be stopped at all costs

and if you can't think of that one friend... *becomes enveloped in a powerful and sinister aura* then i'm afraid i have no choice

everybody shut up about clubs i dont care

-- caveman about to invent the spear

just took a frame perfect shower

really funny that tarantino has come out making all these bold claims about Cinema™ as an art form right after releasing the "lost chapter" of Kill Bill as an animated short in fortnite. "2019 was the last great year for movies" oh? yeah? does the industry need to be innovating more? by releasing more movies as special cutscenes in fortnite? "paul dano is the weakest actor in sag" would you rather work with *googles fortnite characters* skull trooper? mothmando? i love it. funniest thing one of our most annoying auteurs could have done to his own career. "i'm only making 10 movies because i don't believe you should stay on stage until people are begging you to get off" plus a bonus fortnite exclusive spinoff short? because that's what the people want? the fortnite exclusive special event spinoff short guy is going to lecture us about the death of cinema?

pregnancy during apocalypse trope is CRAZYYY to me like why are you letting him come inside you girl???? now is NOT the time.

I love tumblr porn blogs, never change ❤️

By far the funniest thing in the entire manga to date

RIP Akira Toriyama (1955-2024)