dicksneeze, knucklefucker, cocksock, assmunch, dickweed, etc

come on Mar you're better than "dipshit"

you sound like an episode of hazbin hotel

good thing it was cyanide in the cake I'm allergic to almonds

Just Scanlan composing on a quiet night, unknowingly seducing the pants off of someone

Malcolm Van Der Middle

whoever is throwing icicle spears at me seriously STOP

Claiming it to be one of the most dramatic and visible signs of climate change to date, researchers said Monday that receding polar ice caps have revealed nearly 200 clandestine lairs once buried deep beneath hundreds of feet of Arctic ice.

“We always assumed there would be some secret lairs here and there, but the sheer number now being exposed is indeed troubling,” said noted climatologist Anders Lorenzen, who claimed that the Arctic ice caps have shrunk at the alarming rate of 41,000 square miles per year. “In August alone we discovered 44 mad scientist laboratories, three highly classified military compounds, and seven reanimated and very confused cavemen. That’s more than twice the number we had found in the previous three decades combined.”

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theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

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this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

You know that one doomed homie who is just not gonna make it

important soviet discourse

the image of this guy going “but everyone loves ice cream” is driving me insane

................Global climatological change can be caused by a single species of aquatic fern or the once novel emergence of wood-eating fungi, actually, to name just a few of the organisms much smaller than us that have affected or continue to affect earth's climate at a planetary scale.

Did you think rainforests grow where it rains, for instance? I bet you did. But remove a rainforest and you get desert, because the plants themselves are what create the wet climate. It's the collective respiration of a concentrated biomass.

Weather can be engineered by bacteria in the air. Not just "influenced," straight up engineered:

Condensation in the sky needs foreign particles to form, and the average atmospheric particle is a living bacterial cell, among other microbiota.

Do you realize how easy it is for even subtle changes in the surrounding chemistry to alter the density and composition of unicellular life by the way, especially just drifting in the air protected only by moisture?

Do you know that your oxygen based atmosphere is primarily produced by photosynthesizing plankton, that pollutants observably kill plankton, and satellite imagery can detect a change in the actual color of earth's ocean as phytoplankton dwindle?

Do you realize these are all SINGULAR factors that would change the whole planet if disrupted enough by any ONE new variable?

Is there anywhere that human activity has created one and only one new variable?

You and I and everyone else alive have fucking plastic particles in our brains now. There's artificial fertilizer on the bottom of the ocean and pesticides on the highest mountain peaks. It would be fundamentally impossible from hundreds if not thousands of angles for human activity to have no noticeable effect on climate. Climate comes from microscopic chemical processes more than it just comes from the sun or volcanoes or the will of jesus.

1920c. Lillian La France was billed as the world's foremost motorcycle stunt woman, one of a handful of female stunt riders in the 20s and 30s. From Art Deco, Avant Garde and Modernism, FB.