Ten minutes into schemers and I’m eating this shit up with a spoon. Let’s embezzle funds and build our own army with it. Hal’s like “I know a woman who likes to flirt with me and she’s told me WAY too much about her Tachonis husband already” like damn you guys. It’s the first meeting.

"Went to the Faerie" oml the Tachonis really said they went to a farm after killing them all

It's Thursday 🍻

You couldn’t publish this today.

You’d have to hide it under seven layers of metaphor.

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

Don't forget about her distant cousin, Tyrian Purple

asking for me and my friends this garbage fire year

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

looper

Hey you. Yes you.

C’mere.

*throws you into the last game you played again*

Now with some adjustments based on how it went last time!

the dynamic of all time, to me (x)

critical role 4: booty shorts edition

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

Anon recently had a conversation with a friend and found out both had been to funerals for classmates or cousins before they turned 20, while it seems a lot of people of similar ages have only lost much-older relatives, if anyone. Since death– especially at young ages– isn't talked about very much in some cultures, anon would like to know how common this experience is.

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