six-eyed with a champagne shoulder

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this whole blog should probably have a tw for swearing, blood, & eyestrain | carrd confuses me so no fancy links here we write huge bios and die like men | i mainly go by salem/razz [interchangably short for ramona, ryan, and razzmatazz] but u can also call me poison, ash, cecil, rose, absinthe, plum, patrick, saint, nepeta, candy, blurry, techno, five, emerson, davepeta, noodle, freddy, or ame if you want! [i am aware that is more names than any sane person has. it makes me happy so idc] | they/them, xe/xem, joy/joyr, ae/aer, it/its, or 🍭/🍭s pronouns [or really any neopronouns. get silly with it] | bisexual/somewhere on the aroace spectrum/unironically quadrantromantic[/a little objectum? idk guitars n computers r pretty. and spaceship earth. maybe more than a little objectum] | im gonna be honest i forgot what all the genders i used to have listed here meant. i am genderqueer/polygender that's all you need to know | GMU dx--- s-:+ !a C++ UL- W++(-) w++ !M--- PS++++ PE-- Y+ R++ G e* | fictionkin/vampirekin/alienkin/cat therian/bunny therian | avatar of the spiral | psychic/fairy [POKÉMON TYPE JESUS FUCK] | world's most stereotypical pisces | rogue of time | annus | chaotic neutral | punk-esque gyaruo-esquer scene kid | NOT a fucking vriska kinnie shut UP | peaked in third grade | if you found my old p!atd posts no you didn't | known minions & brendon urie hater | seven of spiders is in a weird spot rn but i am still the lead singer, songwriter, & bassist | doubles i will kiss you on the face | please listen to kawaii af and tess & the details please please pl| constantly hitting post limit | inherently watsonian | oh my god they capped my description uhh https://discord.gg/9ae5cwkfRZ be crime do gay pet cats
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[don't worry, the mile long description is staying, that's my only accomplishment on this site aside from april 13, 2007, brobecks bmonday, ferb time, and that one mangoball post]

[i'm also liveblogging homestuck intermittently, go here [browser only] for a nice little organized archive. unlike everything else on tumblr it works better on mobile browser, my desktop theme doesn't like long posts]

also strawpage isn't as confusing as carrd so i have one of those now if you want more general info/other places i reside on the internet/want to send me a goofy little drawing anonymously but this pinned is more in-depth/has more of my tumblr specific info if you want that

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

NOBODY saw me put this on my annoying parx gimmick blog okay? okay

i'm not even tagging anyone i give up /lh open tags

my Playlist locked in for this . These are like my fav songs Ever woww

tags ^_^ the Huys perchance .? @drownin-myeyes @juniiibug @crunchyaps and anyone else who sees this !!!!

@caramelfangs @shadowsfavlatina (I’m curious what u would get) and uhmmmm @everyones-a-stxrfucker NOT FORCING IM SO SCARED OF TAGGING😓

tyy for tagging! HOW can you make me choose b/ween all of those ahh,,,,

there's somehow no 5sos/parx here wth?? my sixth shuffle was ghost tho so ^^ npt: @nanochittle @thisusedtobeafanpage @abyssal-system-works @jqydiqm0nds @justazebra @traveling-ink @iiiidiotnathanieliii

ty for the tag.... my polyjammerous nature is going to make this a wreck for me i fear

tagging anyone who sees this and wants to join ^^ i really need to start remembering people's urls so i can tag them in these

Embossed braille should be standard on computer keyboards. 

It would raise braille literacy more than anything else I could imagine - among both the blind and the sighted. Currently braille is actually vanishing due to an increasing reliance on audiobooks and screen readers. 

I think that braille has a lot of potential use among non-blind groups. As an alternative to traditional writing for dyslexics. As a way to help photosensitive people type with their eyes closed. Or simply as a means to help sighted people find things without needing the lights on all the time!

Accessibility note: It’s important that braille doesn’t vanish because it’s one of the only written language that works for blind and sight-impaired people. It is necessary for them to interact with the real world where screen readers and audio devices are not available to them, such as elevators, most major metro systems, stairwells, doorways, the bumps in the sidewalk at corners are actually developed in conjunction with audio signals so blind people don’t step off the curb into traffic before the correct time. 

Digital technology has made accessibility so much easier for all of us disabled people, but we still *need* the real-world accommodations that we fought and died for

the point is that this should be the default already, but braille keyboard caps do exist for purchase and crafty people could probably make their own easily.

i do think there's love between daring and apple but it's definitely not the romantic kind of love.

it's when you see this girl you've known your entire life and see her curl into herself when people talk about her hair being the wrong color right in front of her face and you 'accidentally' angle your smile in their faces to blind them.

it's when you see this boy you've known since you were in diapers and he's surrounded by his fans and they're all touching him and holding him and he's clearly uncomfortable but he doesn't move an inch from where he is because he's been raised to be charming above all else so you swoop in and take him by the elbow and tell all the girls that he's yours, sorry. and you see him breathe a sigh of relief as you two walk away.

it's when you see your oldest friend frown and pick her food at lunch without ever eating any of it and you know exactly why since you read that her royal ranking dropped this week (you know that she checks it every day the same as you but the difference is that her mom calls her just to scold her for it) so you bring her an apple pie from her favorite cafe since you know it's a treat she can't ever resist.

it's when your about to fall asleep because of a poison apple you ate and you don't know when you're going to wake up and you don't know if your friends will even be there for you when you wake up (you haven't been such a good friend lately that you wouldn't even blame them if they left you) but at least your comforted by the fact that your oldest friend will still be there ready to wake you up. (briar, ashlynn, and raven all left you at one point. he's the only one who hasn't). he's the only friend you've never fought with and he understands your outbursts and breakdowns since he knows all the pressure you're under since he's bearing the same amount of weight and expectations.

it might not have been romantic. but there was love.

Finding some random artists OC and getting so incredibly attached to the character and design out of nowhere like hi. I’ve just met you and your Pet Freak. I’m going to Monitor You so I can one day catch another sighting of your Pet Freak

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

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