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@thatsoup / awenyota.com

soup and/or jesse - 37 - it - ΘΔ - genderfluid - asexual - a swarm of possums in a skunk in a foxtaur suit

Wet food for puppy pilots

(tube foods from the Bainbridge Combat Feeding Laboratory)

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if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

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If anyone has any tips on recovering from a "I hurt my head"-incident please let me know I'm feeling all kinds of ways 😵‍💫 I'm clumsy so I've bumped my noggin pretty hard a few times this week I guess I should do less but I couldn't stop the train.

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We should destigmatize butt toys. Not just because they’re fun for all genders and orientations, but also so people stop having to go to the hospital with non butt-safe objects up there

we should also do it because I want to see what kind of shapes of toys they would start cooking up if shame was totally removed from the equation

the enormous man who stands across the street from my apartment with the long bony fingers and bloodshot eyes and too wide smile seems like he's just phoning it in this month. his smile was almost normal width last saturday honestly. i taped a single lexapro to the lamppost and left it for him and it was gone in the morning. i hope it helps. you never know what someone else is going through #kind

naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

they should have named it fat dripping monster cock cum drink with stinky werewolf toes dipped into iit at the factory. energy drink

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