i like nice people and insane perverts, two categories with a lot more overlap than i was led to believe

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

Whenever I come back to Tumblr and check the activity, it’s always this post still getting some notes here and there.

The robotgirl's suggestion

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

*slide whistle* Ah cmon man not my gablins

hey guys check out this fish i found on the sidewalk

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay

They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

credit for the OG to @brynkiwi

Context

collecting tweets

#vessel alert

that's right

one blowjob please. and make it scary

"can mutuals DM you?" Is this a joke, I'd rub up on some of them like a cat.

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