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mars the critter 🦨

@santacarlaclown

FORMERLY @MISTYSIMPINGANDSPAM
they/them • 18+ • 22 y/o
🦇the lost boys’ fuckdoll clown🩸
self-indulgent fandom writer; headcanons, fics, scenarios, you name it ✨
Formal Intro Post

i realized i never wrote a proper into post, so here we are!

i’m mars, aka critter! (they/them) i’m 22 years old and i’m looking to write more! my former handle is @mistysimpingandspam

i write a lot of self-indulgent pieces but i’m hoping to get out of my comfort zone 💜 my goal is to start writing regularly and get to know more fandom members 💜

my primary fandoms include the lost boys (1987), stranger things, saw, squid game, and horror.

be excellent to each other.

party on.

The real reason why Michael never joined the gang was because he realized that he would have to bottom for David for the rest of eternity, and that’s like a whole new nightmare

bottoming for david for the rest of eternity is my dream tho :((

Se-mi outhandsomed all men around the world🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

my shayla💔💔💔

The bard, craving knowledge, makes his way to the Mage’s Guild of Enclave, where he spends his days in their vast libraries. Though deeply devoted to his studies, he still makes time for the occasional adventure. 

STRANGER THINGS 5.08: The Rightside Up

The Knight and the Zoomer—they retire from battle, and they settle down in a small village. With each passing day, their love grows stronger.

Well I don't care what the internet says, I enjoyed the ending. I cried, I loved. I'm happy.

Not enough people are talking about how masterfully Gaten Matarazzo is like, mimicking Joseph Quinn in his acting choices. He's slumping into chairs, he's swaggering into scenes, he's wearing a bunch of chunky rings and acting cool calm and collected all covering up a kid whose seen too much and is barely hanging on. I saw someone say that this version of Dustin is so heartbreaking because he was the last of the kids to really have that childhood innocence still. Seeing our always positive, always determined, always consistent Dustin in such a concerning place is really sad, and Gaten is killing it.

If the Duffers aren't gonna give us Eddie in Volume 2, I demand they release Joe's audition tape to play Eddie.

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