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@sarahcakes613 / sarahcakes613.tumblr.com

Canadian, mid30s, any pronouns. "She died doing what she loved: keysmashing over hot beefy stronk men."
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Intro post!

alright, trying my hand at this pinned promo post thing.

about me: mid30s, Canadian, I have a dog. I'm possibly actually a triceratops trapped in human form. I like to write silly little things about silly little wrestlers.

my fic can be found here. I write mostly m/m and mostly porn but neither exclusively. I do write all ratings, I just really like writing porn. current fandoms are WWE and AEW.

I am open to prompts but I make zero guarantees. I do love writing things for friends' birthdays so if we're friends and you want a birthday fic you can absolutely ask.

I invented the Eddie's Brats AU, wherein a number of AEW wrestlers (and occasionally others) are all brats for Eddie Kingston. I love getting asks about this series because I make it all up as I go so you really never know what you're going to get! THERE IS EVEN A SPREADSHEET!

also, I've never met a comma I didn't love.

#sbylc#about me#my writing#aew fan fiction#wwe fan fiction
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rian johnson: hiii jeremy so sorry to hear about your horrific accident im so glad you recovered. would love to work together on the next knives out!!

jeremy renner: oh wow nice im so flattered yknow things have been really tough after my various and extremely serious physical injuries including a collapsed lung and over 30 broken bones. so glad to get back into filmmaking

rian johnson: ok so heres the pitch. im going to throw you down the fucking stairs

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I saw that and immediately burst out in a guffaw then covered my mouth because that HAD to be a dummy, and for more than the normal reasons.

Like, of all the actors you expect us to believe you threw down the stairs- Jeremy Renner was bottom of that list. 😂

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I fully believe people had to talk Renner down from going for it himself. He is still a ridiculous man.

#wake up dead man#that was so fucking funny#this is also a man who broke BOTH arms doing a stunt for Tag so.
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worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

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