twilight is basically just “why go to therapy and work through your trauma when you could just be a traumatized vampire instead”

collecting these

HOW could i forget this classic

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

dan and phil react to heated rivalry

awesome news, everyone!!

I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

Consider a vampire's reliance on blood as a metaphor for living paycheck-to-paycheck and depending on the kindness of others to get by, and the desparation that can make one slip into taking.

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Terry Pratchett "The Fifth Elephant" has the best example of aristocratic high-powered werewolves I've ever seen. Their Castle has no weaponry because they've never needed it, it's great!

does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were

what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs

You read Homestuck at 8??

no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take "what god tier are you?" personality quizzes

OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook

WHAT

lestappen making up +20 places up to 21 is INSANEE

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

You should watch M*A*S*H! We've got characters such as

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

When I see the posts about Iranians being shot and killed for freedom get barely 100 notes, I feel like there is no nation lonelier than us.

this got 100+ notes, can we get it to 200+

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore