just made a tier list

If I may add

ICE fucking abandoned the scene in a Minneapolis neighborhood and left their battle plans and designs on the city, fake license plates, and challenge tokens which they reward themselves for arrests. Looney Tunes shit.

"Demonstrators investigating the abandoned ICE vehicles apparently retrieved these “challenge coins” that ICE mercenaries receive when they kidnap people. This “coin” is decorated with a skull wearing a crown. ICE mercenaries serve king death."

hello whta the everloving fuck is this are ICE just cult members who believe themselves to be some kinda assassin creed shit?

It’s Nazi paraphernalia

FUCK YEAH MINNEAPOLIS

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

Congress is now considering the appropriations bill for the Department of Homeland Security, whose funding runs out at the end of January. Call your members of Congress and tell them to vote NO on any bill that increases ICE's funding. Please demand that the DHS appropriations bill prohibit ICE and Border Patrol agents from carrying guns and that it unambiguously declare that agents do not have absolute immunity under the law if they harm civilians. Also tell them that any bill must restrict ICE and Border Patrol’s ability to conduct dragnet arrest operations and target people based on their race, language or accent. And the bill must clarify that ICE agents are liable under civil and criminal law if they harm civilians. Do this as soon as you can. To reach your representative or senator, call the U.S. Congressional Switchboard at (202) 224-3121. Tell them the state and city where you live. They will connect you to any member’s office.

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds...

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

Ping pong is, Fuck this egg... Fast

Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

Queer joy detected!

Yep, that was the most beautiful thing I've seen in months

Very surprised that "Livejournal was getting sold off and we didn't trust the new owners so people en masse migrated to Tumblr instead of somewhere sensible, like DW or JF" was not an option

I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

Consider a vampire's reliance on blood as a metaphor for living paycheck-to-paycheck and depending on the kindness of others to get by, and the desparation that can make one slip into taking.

@tiredspacedragon's tags.

@barbwritesstuff

Terry Pratchett "The Fifth Elephant" has the best example of aristocratic high-powered werewolves I've ever seen. Their Castle has no weaponry because they've never needed it, it's great!

People really try to separate gay men and gay women’s experiences but I’ve experienced both! Ive dated women in a gay way but ive also dated men in a gay way. I know what it’s like to be urged to date straight men and called a faggot for holding hands with a man. I know what it’s like to be seen as trying to “corrupt” women one moment, then be seen as a straight guy in a straight relationship the next. I know what it’s like to have to be hyperaware of being seen as a predator in the women’s locker room. I know what it’s like to have paranoid men double check to make sure your eyes don’t linger on them in a gay way. I know what it’s like to have gay people and straight people decide my gender doesn’t “count” in a way that’d rid them of a “perfect record” of being gay or straight.

I know what it’s like to have women decide I didn’t belong in their bathroom, and Ive had men come after me when they think I didn’t belong in theirs. I knew queer women who only wanted sex and queer men who wanted me to meet mom after one date and maybe be their husband one day. I chatted up people on grindr. And on Her. I got hit on by masc4masc guys who called me bro. I got hit on by dirtbag lesbians. I got hit on by drag queens and kings and femmes of many genders. I knew lesbians and gay men so misogynistic it made your skin crawl, and gay men and women so openminded that I found myself running to catch up on my own oppression. I tried a lot, I saw a lot.

I don’t miss the dating scene but Im immensely grateful for it all. Straight. Bi. Gay. Cis. Trans. Everything outside of it all. Because sometimes yall make sweeping statements about one type of gay or another and Im just sitting there like you really dont know what the fuck you’re talking about.

This is beautiful. A perfect slice of the human experience

Here you go! (google docs link.)

did my best to make fun, interesting and strange objects. I avoided weapons.

Vimes: I hate the rich, and nobility are pretty much just scum

Vetinari: let me be real funny for a moment

This is funny as fuck! Sam Vimes ends up with every title and grace the city (and his amazingly rich wife) can give him and he's annoyed the whole time

The Definitive, Correct Discworld Reading Order:

This is legit the exact way in which I read them. I received Small Gods and Men At Arms from a friend, then raided the library (I think that was Lords And Ladies, maybe Guards Guards, and Pyramids), then bought a couple more I don't even recall now, got a friend to send me I believe Equal Rites because I couldn't find it, and then went and started reading the ones I'd missed in chronological order once I managed to pirate a complete collection of the ebooks (which were actually a mixture of PDF scans and OCR).

for me, i actually started with The Colour of Magic, raided off my parent's bookshelves when i was far too young to know what a flashback or a frame-story was, so the opening was Extremely Confusing.

good times!

Exactly! I got "Going Postal" as a recommendation first and then wildly out read the person who made the recommendation in the first place

you ever get tired of living but in a non-suicidal way

like everything is bad everywhere and no one has money and im tired of this cycle

i tried to explain how i was feeling like this to my drug counselor and she was like "yeah that still sounds kinda suicidal" and i could not figure out how to explain that i don't wanna die, i just like. am so so so tired of the way life is for me and all my friends and family. i'm tired of living like this but i'm gonna keep doing it bc i guess there's no other choice

I don't wanna die, I wanna go lay on a warm field under the sun and watch the clouds go by. How is this hard to understand?

I just want to spend a few days in the dim twilight between sleep and waking, but specifically the dim twilight of a Saturday morning in April.

There used to be something derisive from UK psychology/psychiatry, called “shit life syndrome” where the person isn’t actually depressed they’re just unhappy because their life objectively is terrible. Like their mental health issues would go away pretty quickly if they had friends and more money, and some support and people that weren’t being cruel to them all the time. As I unpack my own mental health, I think about that frequently, and I’m more sure that I didn’t have depression. I just was unhappy and my brain was too, that so many of my basic needs were not being met. 

Perfect wording.

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i don’t want to die, i want a different life

I just want a significant break and death is just about the only break we can expect under capitalism

I love this for the creativity and the joy in the post. How perfectly these bits of rocks and shells show us two ladies frolicking in delight! At the beach, one might assume. They're having a great time. Good for them.

[ID: smooth stones and shells arranged in such a way that it looks like two ladies with their backs to the viewer, arm in arm, holding little handbags and skipping down the road]