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Dee. 30+. GMT +09:00. Currently this blog is approx. 95% incoherent screaming about: Critical Role (usually the women but sometimes also the boys), House of the Dragon (exclusively through the lens of it being a lesbian divorce drama), and then next most likely Lena Luthor and/or Katie McGrath.

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

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I think everybody is entitled to their perverted desires but you need to be straight up about it, Snakes on a Plane Style. U have to just call it what it is. And the number of women I have seen earnestly claiming that heated rivalry is some kind of major gay rights milestone and not transparently fetish content written by and for lonely cis women is…embarrassing for us as a society

Another thing AI has ruined: fun, silly, light-hearted jokes about wanting to finish my writing immediately

Me: Ugh, it takes so long, I wish I could just write the whole thing at once so it was out of my brain *remembers AI exists now* BUT NOT LIKE THAT

Anonymous asked:

I saw this Thropple shipper (her first Wicked ship was Fiyeraba and she branched out years later) who was so baffled by how bad Fiyeraba was to her in WFG in comparison to how good Gelphie was that she started to edge into conspiratorially thinking that there was a creative revolt behind the scenes against Fiyeraba in favor of Gelphie lmfaooo

I mean at this point is it even conspiracy and not just like... observably true. Dana Fox just said "Fiyero is actually about gelphie" in actual words!! What a world we live in.

It's also even funnier because we KNOW the OG creatives are NOT particularly gelphie pilled and were not only heavily involved but realistically probably had creative final say over most things so like. What kind of psy op were Jon Chu and Dana Fox running daily to get Holzman et al to sign off on this shit.

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it baffles me when people say “i got tricked into watching this show for a ship that isn’t even canon” bro if those men had kissed, you would’ve SEEN it. i’ve seen gifs of men making out in shows i have no desire to watch. i’ve seen sex scenes from movies that nobody has ever heard of. when men kiss on screen, i am notified

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