Zuhair Murad Couture 2025

Flawless my dear!! 🔥

i was scrolling down his ig to find the dubsmash video of him and winter soldier stunt double singing minion song but i found these sweet photos of his girlfriend instead. this is what i meant by boyfriend sebastian because damn boy you post aesthetic pictures of your girlfriend to show to the world 😍😍 and i love how she is not looking at the camera so it is like sebastian just randomly takes her photos because he feels like “wow what an angel” :’)

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

I am in love with you /p

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

43. The three princesses of the tower

44. Opportunity off to the afterlife

45. Transcript of Multiple Conversations Between the Awakened Hero of Legends and a Reporter

hey wait, where’s the one with the sphinx and the riddle solver??

@inbabylontheywept for some reason I associate that story with you, IDK why but do you know where it is? I feel like it belongs with this compendium.

ftr I did try to find it but sphinx didn’t work and IDK what else it would be tagged as

I wrote one called What Talon and What Dreadful Claw.

@drenamigmo has one called No Wrong Answer.

Prompt was by @kaylapocalypse whose writing is prolific enough to have a wikipedia page.

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

Some happiness for these two (I’m sorry I don’t know how to draw Anna’s new outfit yet!)

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

#man cookie monster you're fighting bc the lid is closed!

me pretending there was artistic intent behind me bad drawing

ok so responses to this post have mostly been in one of three camps:

but there is one response that i found, well, extremely jarring:

these tags from @wingstothesun put an image into my head that i now inflict upon them and the rest of you:

per tags from @thepandabaker i was cursed with another vision, and now so are all of you:

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Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

JONATHAN BAILEY is People's Sexiest Man Alive for 2025!

People finally getting it right!

Men in Black (1997) Dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

if you put a weird character in a normal situation, people call it "literary fiction." If you put a normal character in a weird situation, people call it "genre fiction." If you put a weird character in a weird situation, you will have produced a forbidden, elite type of fiction that attracts one-star goodreads reviews from the most boring people you can imagine

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

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Humans will accept literally anything with joy I wonder what the aliens think

I overheard a woman at my job say "Your whole personality revolves around what you hate instead of what you love and thats an awful way to live." to the resident vocal Maga in the breakroom.

He was stunned into silence for at least 60 seconds so that was nice.