jiraiya only writes straight porn bc every attempt to make it gay turns into various forms of orochimaru doing fucked up science on a self insert of him or getting fucked on a lab floor
Au where kakashi just chases shit when it starts running from him. He can control it. Kinda. But he usually gets a few steps before he stops himself like ???
Naruto and Sakura notice and make a game of going from standing still to taking off at a dead sprint bc kakashi will chase them
This has led to more than a few people hearing kakashi yelling “WHY AM I CHASING YOU?!?!?”

Daily affirmations:
-I can make my OC a worse person
-I can make my OC more miserable
-I can make my OC more repressed
-I can give my OC more issues
-I can make my OC more self loathing
-I can give my OC new fears and insecurities
Remus is the responsible one until he’s not and then it’s just four idiots in various stages of panic when some prank goes wrong.
Each of the genin teams’ WORST D-rank missions:
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.
It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism
i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk
Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual
ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!
Kakuzu would 100% become an AI artist to make a large profit off of it and then Hidan would tell Deidara and Sasori and Sasori wouldn't give a fuck but Deidara would have an immediate meltdown at the idea of Kakuzu being more popular than him with fake art and then he would blow himself up.
Been wrestling with colours.


